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Friday Feb 19, 2010

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Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!ARRR!!!
gaylordy:
omg hahahahaha... that blog is epic! and sooo true!!!! biggrin thx for cracking me up
Feb 20, 2010
nijichan:
thanks.
to hell with the haters! hahaha
never thought id say that!
-hug back!-
Feb 23, 2010

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