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Sunday Jan 11, 2004

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I went to buy a new pack of Parliaments (it seems everyone either loves or hates em), my eye was caught by a brand i had yet to see; Eclipse.

I asked the duder behind the counter about it, and based upon how much he knew about them I am forced to assume he was writing a thesis on the subject.

Future failures on sale now!

Has anyone tried these things? They are fucking weird and taste like shit! They dont burn down, they have a heating element on them that glows and "heats up the tobacco, rather than burning it." You can't feel the smoke as you inhale, and the cigarette itself produces no smoke from the tip.

So bravo guys, 30 years in development, and you produced a 'cigarette' that is not satasfying to smoke, tastes like herbal tea mingled with soil, and cannot be put out and relit.

Marvelous...

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