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dooblecain

as my friend Kevin put it.. *ahem* "The buttcrack of the universe"

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Tuesday Oct 04, 2005

Oct 4, 2005
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I need to train a shocky squirrel

it would sit on my shoulder with a tazer and whenever someone did something stupid or said something stupid it would leap at their face and tazer them repeatedly and then scurry back to me and run up my leg and back onto my shoulder

everyone would fear the squirrel

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parks:
I'm so glad I invented that word
Oct 5, 2005
judas:
the most recent conscious thought i had prior to reading your comment was a simple acknowledgement of the fact that i found it odd that there were only three people active on AIM at that very moment.
Oct 8, 2005

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