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dooblecain

as my friend Kevin put it.. *ahem* "The buttcrack of the universe"

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Wednesday Aug 17, 2005

Aug 17, 2005
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I love my mom. I woke up this morning and was making some breakfast and she tells me

"Last night I dreamed that you were kidnapped by a canadian gang, I was out shopping but I couldnt have any fun because I thought the canadians were torturing you"

so yeah, canadians torturing me.

god I should tell you guys some of my mom stories
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frankmask:
Aaron, we're making Robot Snuff Porn when I get home. Can you give me an ETA on a robot puppet with articulation in the jaw, neck, eyes, arms, and upper body?

Seriously, man, we're going to be shovelling in the frog skins. Once Robo-Snuf hits the market it's all Bentleys and mad bling bling. And stuff.
Aug 20, 2005
moongirl:
those canadian gangs are vicious...did she say if they rode mopeds or not?
Aug 26, 2005

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