13 hour drive, GAHH, if any of you thought I was random before think of me alone in a car for 13 hours
regardless, ive already climbed a mountain, and I forgot my camera so I have no pictures from 9,500 feet up on a sunny day, fuck, now I have to climb another...yay. Luckily I did pack my climbing shoes, frank, freeclimbing rock faces in the mountains is fun!
and montana has given birth to what may be my new favorite bad pickup line, the conversation between me kevin (my best friend who I am staying out here with) wetn as such as we were meandering around the mountains:
"Im going to go pee on this rock"
"Be careful dude there are rattlesnakes out here"
"well if a rattlesnake attacks me I will fight back!"
"how"
" well id be peeing, so what else would I fight back with?"
"...."
and here is the line
"AHHH A RATTLESNAKE BIT MY PENIS, QUICK YOU NEED TO SUCK THE POISON OUT!"
yeah, I know, i need to sleep, will I? no
mwahahaha
regardless, ive already climbed a mountain, and I forgot my camera so I have no pictures from 9,500 feet up on a sunny day, fuck, now I have to climb another...yay. Luckily I did pack my climbing shoes, frank, freeclimbing rock faces in the mountains is fun!
and montana has given birth to what may be my new favorite bad pickup line, the conversation between me kevin (my best friend who I am staying out here with) wetn as such as we were meandering around the mountains:
"Im going to go pee on this rock"
"Be careful dude there are rattlesnakes out here"
"well if a rattlesnake attacks me I will fight back!"
"how"
" well id be peeing, so what else would I fight back with?"
"...."
and here is the line
"AHHH A RATTLESNAKE BIT MY PENIS, QUICK YOU NEED TO SUCK THE POISON OUT!"
yeah, I know, i need to sleep, will I? no
mwahahaha
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frankmask:
I tried that, but the robot kept tipping over as soon as I got the hoochie boots on it.
frankmask:
Wow is being a bastard and having all it's servers down for maintanence since this morning, and I'm fiending for my WOWfix.