1. I like one of my dogs a lot better than the other one.
2. I've recorded over seventy original songs at my peak. I remember how to play maybe ten still.
3. I also record cover songs, but they're mostly 80s and 90s songs.
4. I can't sleep without background noise, mostly Futurama or American Dad.
5. I moved to Finland with $5 to my name and lived there for three months by scrounging and selling mushrooms (Not the drugs!)
6. I was raised in a sect that killed my mother and almost killed my father. Not murder, but they didn't believe in doctors.
7. I didn't discover masturbation until I was 24 years old and married. I've been catching up!
8. I would love to find a new friend for road trips. I want to stop at every building that even hints at reptiles inside!
9. I love lazy rivers. I could float down one forever!
10. That's all I can think of. Ask me anything!
