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Monday Jan 22, 2007

Jan 22, 2007
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Glory, Hallelujah!

I get mail from inmates on a regular basis. Most of the correspondence that I receive from my incarcerated clients fall into the following categories: a.) to ask questions about their case, b.) to question my integrity as an attorney, c.) when are they going back to court or d.) when I am going to come to the county jail to talk with them. Yet, today, I got something special. I got a religious tract. For those who weren't raised in an evangelical fundamentalist baptist background, let me explain what is a tract. A tract is a small publication, usually animated, proclaiming how one can accept Jesus Christ as ones own Lord and Savior. The best example of what a tract is can be found at Chick Publications. Now, with that in mind, let me proceed to why I find this amusing.

My client is in jail for Forgery 1st Degree (possessing a false identification card) and giving a false name to law enforcement officer. Plus, my client is waiting to be extradited back to Maryland for a drug trafficking charge. Mind you, if my client has found religion and it is genuine, then more power to him. However, I find it funny that he is more worried about my eternal soul than with his own corporeal butt.

P.S. - I am a Christian; however, how devout of a Christian am I is another story for another time.
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ghostina:
aw, well, you're not old, either! than me, yes......but why is it that the older guys get, the more attractive and charming they become(well, not in ALL cases! ha)..and girls usually just get worse...ugh... but anyways...

well, i grew up southern baptist, and definitely know what a tract is! whatever yeah, isn't it just wonderful when people are more concerned abou whether you're going to hell, than they are! *been there, done that* hell. tongue
Jan 22, 2007
llona:
i totally grew up with chick publications. i had the whole collection. my personal favorite is the one where the guy is going to hell for being a Shriner.

My favorite quote: "Salvation only comes from Jesus Christ..........Never from an apron!'

awesome.
Jan 23, 2007

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