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Sunday Nov 19, 2006

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Embarassing tale #341:

So last night I was at this party with my sister and a few other friiends, when this guy Mike snatches up one of the mittens my sister was wearing. I was sitting directly in front of him, watching all this go down, and in my innebriated state I thought I could be real sly and grab it back from out his hand before he even knew I had moved. So, quick, like a bunny, I reached out and grabbed for said mitten, and I'm not sure if my fingers got hooked around the lid of his cup or if I just got the mitten and his grip was super tight, but when I yanked back it sent the entire contents of his alcoholic beverage all over the very pretty, and very straight edge, girl sitting next to me.
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ladonna:
Was she pissed? I love ur profile pic! Did u creat it? That is so ironic about envelopes and cookies......xoxo
Dec 2, 2006
ladonna:
Dave Mckean is fucking awesome! I should have guessed! I have bought a few books he has illustrated. Did you see that movie he did maybe a year ago? I can't even remember the name. It was the circus troope....pretty cool! xoxo
Dec 3, 2006

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