FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING FUCK YOU EBAY!!!
I had a Donuts 'N Glory seven inch labelled as "watch in my ebay," so it would contact me before the auction ended, and I could come in at the last second and sweep it away. But no, no fucking reminder!!! WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND THAT NOW, EBAY?!?! HUH?!?!? YOU FUCKIN FUCKS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
I had a Donuts 'N Glory seven inch labelled as "watch in my ebay," so it would contact me before the auction ended, and I could come in at the last second and sweep it away. But no, no fucking reminder!!! WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND THAT NOW, EBAY?!?! HUH?!?!? YOU FUCKIN FUCKS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

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but only once I get my copy of some rare Appendix 7"
after that, they can fucking die!!!!!
until i need more rare records, then they are my friends.
but after that! They better watch out!!!!
i'm not actually mocking your pain, i just love the post-postmodernism writing style