So my aunt made me some muddy buddies today. It's rice chex with chocolate and peanut butter and powdered sugar. Anyway, afterwards, I thought, goddamn, I should take these to Cold Stone and have those bitches mix these into some ice cream. So I did. And when I got there, the employee said they couldn't do it. So I asked him, "Is it just for legal purposes or something that you don't accept outside food?" "Yeah, and it's also just store policy," he replied. "Especially when it's in a bag like that." Seeing as how it was just a sandwhich baggie, what the hell? I dunno if he thought it was contraband or something, but still. C'mon Cold Stone. I know you sell ridiculously fattening desserts, but shape up already.
necia:
Ah, but the thing is 1) if I buy something from a reputable retailer online (not Jimbo's Lingerie or something), I can just try it on at home and return it and I won't have to worry about anyone having tried it on before me; and 2) I'm currently stuck in the boonies and they don't sell that kind of hootenanny where I am. 
bloomtoperish:
i am out of work now so if you want me to crush anyone just ask...it will cost you oh i want dome muddy buddies too share