so 2 guys are walking down the street and they see these 2 dogs fucking in the front lawn and the 1st guy says "boy i'd like to get my wife like that?" the 2nd says "thats easy give her 2 shots of tequila, 2 shots shell be bombed and you can fuck her how ever you want,"
so he goes home and sees that guys the next day sees his friend with a big smile on his face,
"i see it worked huh?"
"yep it did"
"2 shots of tequila huh?"
"no 4 shots"
"4, why 4?"
"2 to get her in the mood and 2 to get her on the fucking front lawn"
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Its a cold autumn morning where its cold enough to make your skin tighten abit, little johnnie comes running around the house,
"daddy.daddy, mommy just got hit by a bus"
dad says" son you know my lips are chapped, please don't make me smile"
so he goes home and sees that guys the next day sees his friend with a big smile on his face,
"i see it worked huh?"
"yep it did"
"2 shots of tequila huh?"
"no 4 shots"
"4, why 4?"
"2 to get her in the mood and 2 to get her on the fucking front lawn"
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Its a cold autumn morning where its cold enough to make your skin tighten abit, little johnnie comes running around the house,
"daddy.daddy, mommy just got hit by a bus"
dad says" son you know my lips are chapped, please don't make me smile"
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Sad
bbbbbeckah:
Your jokes!