mmmmmmmm today we had a bbq for steve's dad's birthday. i love free food. especially when its good. that's the one downside to not talking with my dad anymore. he was an excellent cook. but that also explains why he's a fat miserable assfuck.
so i ate enough tri tip to give birth to a baby cow tomorrow morning when i take my potty break. i can't move, but man, it feels good.
poor chris, he didn't even get to come. too hungover on mickeys. that was the most drunk i've ever seen him. haha. good thing i was there to save him from ashley. she's worse than a frat boy. all that girl does is take advantage of all my friends while they're drunk. or at least try.
apparently i was snoring really loudly last night, talking in my sleep, AND deathgrip cuddling. haha. kacie and kenna were both pissed off this morning. i don't know why they didn't just kick me out of the bed. haha.
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so i ate enough tri tip to give birth to a baby cow tomorrow morning when i take my potty break. i can't move, but man, it feels good.
poor chris, he didn't even get to come. too hungover on mickeys. that was the most drunk i've ever seen him. haha. good thing i was there to save him from ashley. she's worse than a frat boy. all that girl does is take advantage of all my friends while they're drunk. or at least try.
apparently i was snoring really loudly last night, talking in my sleep, AND deathgrip cuddling. haha. kacie and kenna were both pissed off this morning. i don't know why they didn't just kick me out of the bed. haha.
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godsmoker:
Heh heh. Nice alias! Here's to you, cheers! 
godsmoker:
Sounds like you party right! I will be moving back to Fresno soon. Not too far to go to a party!! And props for waking up with 2 girls in the same bed!! Later.
And props for waking up with 2 girls in the same bed!! Later.