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I got to hang out with Amy today. She rode in my car to a Japaneese restaurant and then from the local mall back to her house. It was fun. We talked about anal sex, of all things. I was saying how, on the east side, I would have no problem flashing "the Shocker" to random people, but, on the west side, I wouldn't dare,...
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Well, I've been rejected once again. Sadness comsumes me.

God, I am such a fucking drama queen.

Anyhow, I can stop pining away for Amy. She likes one of my friends, and that's that. I moped about it earlier today. When asked what was wrong, I just said that I was tired. I'm still going to offer her a ride to and from the college....
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So, I'm about to go to school. I have a funny feeling that [REDACTED]
does not like me in the same way I like her. I think she likes this guy she got involved with last semester.

*sighs*

So, I'm driving on a country road, and I am approaching a sign. The sign says "Welcome to Square One". I look around. I've been here before....
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pixen:
Don't watch soppy movies. They are soul sapping. Drink whiskey instead.

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domo_kun:
I was kind of joking... I couldn't watch any movies tonight because I was too busy working on my speech project.
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Oh my fucking God!

Sealab 2021 is hilarious! They had Grizzlebees commercials that were selling a dish called "The Shocker", and it looked like this:



They made it with sausages and a muffin.

"Two in the pink and one in the stink!"

I'm quite surprised that Turner Standards and Practices allowed them to get away with that...
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moniker42:
the block party in MADISON.

The mifflin street block party.

IT'S ENORMOUS!

they had to put a 4 keg LIMIT on houses.

I'm telling you. The block party. Google it. Check the WI group.
deadly_photo:
Irish? Metric? Chilli?
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I have a social life!

For the longest time, I have been socially avoidant. Why? Chalk it up to high school. Hell, chalk up 99% of my problems to high school. I was one of those kids that was always being picked on. This caused me to avoid social situations because they were ainful to me. Well, I've finally come out of my shell.

I...
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moniker42:
I happen to be a janesvillian, though I've been living in madison lately.

We were just there yesterday looking for some grass.

Going to the block party?
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FUCK YEAH!!!

Guess who I said was going to be the next Pope?

Now guess who the new Pope is?

If you guessed Ratzinger for both, you would be right. I just won $15, baby!!! w00t! Fucking awesome, eh?
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Once again, I am a total wuss.

I hate being in love. It sucks. Well, at least this part. Sunday I got the impression that the girl I like liked someone else. Then I was told today by one of my friends that he thinks that she likes me, and apparently he's good at spotting shit like that. I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!!!

She did seem...
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deleteme:
There are people on here from all over the place! Machesney Park? My girlfriend's dad lives there. I have been to Machesney and Love's park way too many times for a city boy. I'm going to Rockford for a wedding in 3 weeks! I have good friends and family in Chicago but I won't get to see them because the girl I'm dating has us going to see one of her old Rockford friends get married. Oh well.

Are you shy? My problem is I'm not shy enough. A good friend told me once that you have two choices in life. To be inconvenienced or bored. I don't know if fear of boredom has a clinical name but I suffer that. See, what I do when I meet a girl, is imagine the timeline of the relationship. 1st, she thinks I'm crazy but is interested enough to continue seeing me. Then, she'll start liking me and want to do as much as she can with me. Then comes the part where she loves me but she doesn't know why I don't show my love. And, finally I visualize her throwing things at me and calling me names when I do whatever I did to fuck every thing up.

This is all bad advice. Don't listen to me. There are millions of people you're compatible with or not compatible with. There aren't as many opportunities. Don't let them pass you by or you'll go crazy wondering what would have happened if you had actually said or done something.

Oh, and by the way, I really like the Backyard Grill (on State?) and Baccus, downtown Rockford.
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Patrick (yes, that is my real name) is tired, so I will go take a nap as soon as I finish writing this...

So, I logged on to SG this afternoon, and lo and behold, I have a new comment. "Great," you say, "You had a new comment. Get a life, you fucking loser." It isn't the fact that I had a new comment that...
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granny:
Ha ha ha..."jonesing"

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granny:
Oh, and good luck with your SB set and "cock problems". It happens with pretty much every guy in existance, most just don't want to admit it. Fuckers.
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So, I'm going through my previous journal entries, redacting the parts that identify the girl I'm jonesing for. Why? Because she might stumble across this now that one of her other friends has an SG membership as well...

I am hungry. I am going to get food.
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domo_kun:
I wasn't even thinking about you when I made this name. I wanted to make a reference to an absolutely disgusting sexual act (chili dogs), and I'm 100% Irish, so I decided that if I actually did that to someone, it would be an Irish chili dog.
benni:
am i feeling better? sometimes i think i am...

and then it goes away...

which is to say im not quite certain... so lets give me the benefit of the doubt and asy yes... blush

and yourself?
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Some dude made a thread saying that the SGs should be banned from posting because he sees their comments, checks out their sets, whacks off, then falls asleep and forgets about teh thread he was reading. The thread is closed, and I am not going to link to it because I don't actively promote morons.

Now, I will admit that I check out the sets...
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wolfwood:
I guess threads like that are why the're doing the spring cleaning thing.
0theamazingrando:
Sounds like a pretty funny joke to me! I'd give that guy a medal.