Teh sex!!!!
Okay, so my prospects for getting laid have gone up since I've moved. I'm having my gorgeous friend Susie over tonight to hang out, and we're probably going to end up going for a soak in the hot tub. I know that she finds me attractive because I could smell her getting horny when I was massaging her feet that one night... Now, the hot tub is where 99% of erotic encounters occur in the erotica I read. It's probably not gong to lead to anything, to be honest, but one can always hope.
If that's not enough, I'm going to see my friend Linda next week. She's camping at Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin. We met at a conference, and I'm positive that we would have ended up sleeping with each other if I hadn't had a girlfriend. Well, I'm single now, and I find her to be incredibly attractive. So I'm going to go over there and see if we can't continue where we left off in South Dakota.
Also, this other girl named Irene, who lives in either Georgia or Maryland, wants to do me. She'll be in Chicago in three weeks or so, and I'm going to meet her at her hotel, where we'll probably fuck, and then drive her to Rockford, to the house. She wants to fuck in the hot tub, and she is up for anything... Yummy.
*raises glass* Here's to more booty!
Okay, so my prospects for getting laid have gone up since I've moved. I'm having my gorgeous friend Susie over tonight to hang out, and we're probably going to end up going for a soak in the hot tub. I know that she finds me attractive because I could smell her getting horny when I was massaging her feet that one night... Now, the hot tub is where 99% of erotic encounters occur in the erotica I read. It's probably not gong to lead to anything, to be honest, but one can always hope.
If that's not enough, I'm going to see my friend Linda next week. She's camping at Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin. We met at a conference, and I'm positive that we would have ended up sleeping with each other if I hadn't had a girlfriend. Well, I'm single now, and I find her to be incredibly attractive. So I'm going to go over there and see if we can't continue where we left off in South Dakota.
Also, this other girl named Irene, who lives in either Georgia or Maryland, wants to do me. She'll be in Chicago in three weeks or so, and I'm going to meet her at her hotel, where we'll probably fuck, and then drive her to Rockford, to the house. She wants to fuck in the hot tub, and she is up for anything... Yummy.
*raises glass* Here's to more booty!
granny:
You fucking slut 