HOLA!! so this one will be a million times shoter i promise.

last night was horrible. my dog ran into my next door neighbors backyard and wouldnt come out for about five hours. it was ridiculous. they have a huge chow so i couldnt even get near the gate.

in other news, i havent been laid in a week. and the batteries to a certain back massager are running low!! god.

also i decided to buy a new phone today because i have had my sidekick for about a year now and i heard that the new sidekick was exactly the same except the camera was better and there was a music player. oh and there was like a mouse thing instead. well i went to the store today and bought the new t.mobile dash. it has windows on it and wifi which is supposed to be high speed internet for a phone. it also has all kinds of crazy features on it. i guess its like the new greatest phone. well let me tell you, it is the most complex phone i have ever tried to figure out. normally im totally into the newest hightech stuff and ill play with it for hours but i already want to give this phone back. for every new contact in the phone you can store 10 numbers 3 email addresses, names of family members, their relationship to you, notes, and like medical history!! there are other things to but i dont feel like mnaming them all. anyways its super somplicated and i am trying to remmeber why i got it. i miss my sidekick. luckily i have 30 days to play with it so i can exchange it if i dont like it.

so back to the no sex thing. im gunna go make some popcorn and turn on a porno. im leaving my door unlocked if anyone wants to stop by!! otherwise ill be dreaming of kerosin or annika. my 2 favorite SG ladies. i would be dreaming of serial but she is too busy with her S&M with her man. love u and missu.