hello sugar lumps....hope everyones ok
Firstly, without wanting to make myself sound like ive just won an oscar..I want to say thanks to everyone who comments on my blogs. It's hayyuugely appreciated and yes, I am an arse for not replying. So here are some replies from the last few weeks:
to spicewheezle: i'd imagine some bits were obv scripted..like when he was talking to (cant remember name..fat guy..producer or whatever he was) in the car or wherever..they seemed scripted..but scripted in the way that a tv report is scripted..if that makes sense. As for the other bits..I'm not sure really. I'd imagine most of the scenes were completely improvised cuz he wouldnt have known how the people were going to react etc. Was brilliant
Ooh have u heard the woman at the etiquette lesson/party is suing him now for misadvertising or something. She hadn't been told it'd be released in a film worldwide daft bint..she deserved to be presented with a bag of shit.
to ian 1976: thank you for wishing me luck in my new job! i've finished my training now (and have a certificate!! oh yes) and am starting properly tomorrow. Bit nervous but more excited than anything else. I'll be taking money off people!! mwa ha ha ha..but no...I am actually quite good at the whole quick transaction thing...can't stand time wasters.
to captain hazzard: i showed him your reply just to make sure he knows he's lucky!! haha..he was forced to agree..but then again..that's what a gun to the head often does to people..funny that and as for the psw pics..yes i realise theyre taking AGES but what with work etc over the last few weeks ive been a tired muffin..they shall happen..probably definitely before xmas
to both of you who replied about ikea: the bastards!! theyre completely frickin useless. however, after another visit the other day, we now have a fully functioning dining table (no thanks to the ikea staff and computer system) and 3 fully functioning chairs (the fourth has issues). We still, however, have a multicoloured tv bench cuz they wouldnt take the front panel back..i need to call somewhere and get them to deliver it and whatever...argh...how are they such a big company if theyre that retarded?!?
i had a dream last night that tom was having a baby with some ex of his...i was well pissed off with him when i woke up..but then cuddles always shut me up speaking of babies..there's this girl that he works with who is about 19 or 20 and acts like shes about 10. she fuckin annoys me cuz she's always *joking around* with him..as in being a little slag..i trust him totally but girls like that annoy me...we were walking through the warehouse in ikea the other day (as if i wasnt angry enough) and i hear this ' thommmaasss'..and yes..the bint is stood there..so i had to make conversation for a few minutes before she'd piss off...grr...stupid girls
had some great sex the other night...totally unplanned...went like the story of a porno...haha..brilliant...i wont share the details..some ppl just go too far like that..i can just say we christened a few rooms in our new place..which..in my opinion...has taken too long. mind you...it's quite understandable really..the last time we had sex in a kitchen it was at his dads and the cat came in half way through..which we thought nothing of...and it was eating so wasnt near us or anything. anyway when we'd finished i got up and saw something weird on the floor. with a tail. and no head. it was half of a fucking giant rat. i went ape..understandably. so i went out to the hall to get away from the...rodent carcas...only to find the other half of the rat mushed up in cat vomit. i then spent about an hour or so in the bathroom inspecting the finish on the inside of the toilet.
christ im not very good at this at all am i?? i go on for far too long..i'll try and post little and often in future
26 days till i get my present!!! the more he says about it the more confused i get...i dont know if it has a motor or sticks!! eek..yey!!
mwah
p.s. my myspace is www.myspace.com/biteme86 if you fancy adding me...just send me a msg saying ur on here first..ta!! xx
Firstly, without wanting to make myself sound like ive just won an oscar..I want to say thanks to everyone who comments on my blogs. It's hayyuugely appreciated and yes, I am an arse for not replying. So here are some replies from the last few weeks:
to spicewheezle: i'd imagine some bits were obv scripted..like when he was talking to (cant remember name..fat guy..producer or whatever he was) in the car or wherever..they seemed scripted..but scripted in the way that a tv report is scripted..if that makes sense. As for the other bits..I'm not sure really. I'd imagine most of the scenes were completely improvised cuz he wouldnt have known how the people were going to react etc. Was brilliant
Ooh have u heard the woman at the etiquette lesson/party is suing him now for misadvertising or something. She hadn't been told it'd be released in a film worldwide daft bint..she deserved to be presented with a bag of shit.
to ian 1976: thank you for wishing me luck in my new job! i've finished my training now (and have a certificate!! oh yes) and am starting properly tomorrow. Bit nervous but more excited than anything else. I'll be taking money off people!! mwa ha ha ha..but no...I am actually quite good at the whole quick transaction thing...can't stand time wasters.
to captain hazzard: i showed him your reply just to make sure he knows he's lucky!! haha..he was forced to agree..but then again..that's what a gun to the head often does to people..funny that
and as for the psw pics..yes i realise theyre taking AGES but what with work etc over the last few weeks ive been a tired muffin..they shall happen..probably definitely before xmas
to both of you who replied about ikea: the bastards!! theyre completely frickin useless. however, after another visit the other day, we now have a fully functioning dining table (no thanks to the ikea staff and computer system) and 3 fully functioning chairs (the fourth has issues). We still, however, have a multicoloured tv bench cuz they wouldnt take the front panel back..i need to call somewhere and get them to deliver it and whatever...argh...how are they such a big company if theyre that retarded?!?
i had a dream last night that tom was having a baby with some ex of his...i was well pissed off with him when i woke up..but then cuddles always shut me up
speaking of babies..there's this girl that he works with who is about 19 or 20 and acts like shes about 10. she fuckin annoys me cuz she's always *joking around* with him..as in being a little slag..i trust him totally but girls like that annoy me...we were walking through the warehouse in ikea the other day (as if i wasnt angry enough) and i hear this ' thommmaasss'..and yes..the bint is stood there..so i had to make conversation for a few minutes before she'd piss off...grr...stupid girls
had some great sex the other night...totally unplanned...went like the story of a porno...haha..brilliant...i wont share the details..some ppl just go too far like that..i can just say we christened a few rooms in our new place..which..in my opinion...has taken too long. mind you...it's quite understandable really..the last time we had sex in a kitchen it was at his dads and the cat came in half way through..which we thought nothing of...and it was eating so wasnt near us or anything. anyway when we'd finished i got up and saw something weird on the floor. with a tail. and no head. it was half of a fucking giant rat. i went ape..understandably. so i went out to the hall to get away from the...rodent carcas...only to find the other half of the rat mushed up in cat vomit. i then spent about an hour or so in the bathroom inspecting the finish on the inside of the toilet.
christ im not very good at this at all am i?? i go on for far too long..i'll try and post little and often in future
26 days till i get my present!!! the more he says about it the more confused i get...i dont know if it has a motor or sticks!! eek..yey!!
mwah
p.s. my myspace is www.myspace.com/biteme86 if you fancy adding me...just send me a msg saying ur on here first..ta!! xx
otherwise, a lovely blog