Update: I keep being attracted to the fathers of the trick-or-treaters. I was mildly distressed by this at first, but then Siv pointed out that these days most people are divorced anyway. Ever since high school my mom has been telling me that I should go for guys 5-10 years older than me, so they are all probably about the right age.
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Nevermind.
Looks like tonight is alcohol, candy, and the internet.
Also, I have epic boobz tonight. Which were supposed to help land me some doodz in DC, but will instead greet innocent trick-or-treaters.
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EDITED: I mean a look at yon epicness! I meant not to imply anything further.
My Halloween was nothing amazing...
Just did a ghost walk, and then came home and did nothing...
Mouth still hurts a lot from root canal