Today was a very long, very strange day. At some point I'll actually write about it. Maybe tomorrow.
I dreaded going to work last night for numerous reasons, including being quite sick. Then it ended up being one of my strangest shifts ever.
Jesus came in and bought a ham and cheese quiche. Isn't Jesus not supposed to eat pork? He's a very nice guy though, tips well.
Then after I finish changing out some trash bags, I turn around and this guy is standing at the counter:
With what seemed like his entire family. They all ordered smoothies.
Then he sat me on his lap with his arms around me, bounced me on his knee, and said it was a "very romantic moment".
It was a strange, strange night.
I dreaded going to work last night for numerous reasons, including being quite sick. Then it ended up being one of my strangest shifts ever.
Jesus came in and bought a ham and cheese quiche. Isn't Jesus not supposed to eat pork? He's a very nice guy though, tips well.
Then after I finish changing out some trash bags, I turn around and this guy is standing at the counter:
With what seemed like his entire family. They all ordered smoothies.
Then he sat me on his lap with his arms around me, bounced me on his knee, and said it was a "very romantic moment".
It was a strange, strange night.
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toothpickmoe:
I wonder if he even really notices it anymore. He was a regular at Trader Joe's when I worked there. He treated the staff reasonably well and always handled star gazers well. He's an odd sort of celebrity, but I like that he's become so. I'm all for tolerance and acceptance of porn.
obd:
oh Ron Jeremy.