So I've decided I want to go on a date.*
Any volunteers?
* Due to the constraints of the contest I am currently participating in said date will not include any sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation. But I need to learn how to have dates without them involving sex anyway.
And now I add pictures in my new 50's housewife dress to help convince you to go on a date with me.

and

Any volunteers?
* Due to the constraints of the contest I am currently participating in said date will not include any sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation. But I need to learn how to have dates without them involving sex anyway.
And now I add pictures in my new 50's housewife dress to help convince you to go on a date with me.

and

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You're a lovely woman.
I'm happy that you have your date.