wow. look at me gettin all crazy with two updates in one day. just wanted to tell you how stupid people are sometimes.
so i walk downstairs into my neighbors apt. to say hello. dudes are sitting around playing poker, drinking, smoking... etc. so i see one dude on the floor. i say "hey, is he ok?"
--"yeah, he's fine"
dude starts convulsing i say "uh... you think we should call 911?"
--"no, he's fine."
dude pisses his pants. "uh... how about now?"
--"nah, he does this all the time."
oh. ok. so then dude wakes up and is like... "awww... fuck. i'll be back." and leaves to go change his clothes.
huh?
i'm thinking he should maybe stop the drugs... ya know? but that's just me.
so anyway, i wanna move to chicago
so i walk downstairs into my neighbors apt. to say hello. dudes are sitting around playing poker, drinking, smoking... etc. so i see one dude on the floor. i say "hey, is he ok?"
--"yeah, he's fine"
dude starts convulsing i say "uh... you think we should call 911?"
--"no, he's fine."
dude pisses his pants. "uh... how about now?"
--"nah, he does this all the time."
oh. ok. so then dude wakes up and is like... "awww... fuck. i'll be back." and leaves to go change his clothes.
huh?
i'm thinking he should maybe stop the drugs... ya know? but that's just me.
so anyway, i wanna move to chicago
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and yeah, drugs are bad. too many peple in my life are all fucked up on them and i guess i'm being selfish, but i just can't deal with it. no drama in my life, dammit!
-me
Your neighbor reminds me of that snl skit about the sports show with the four fat guys from chicago that allways had heart attacks while chowin' on huge pork chops... ya know: "daaa Bears"