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Monday Jun 09, 2003

Jun 9, 2003
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oh..... woe is me...
hahahahh... i've always wanted to say that.

today the evil, evil metal detector people put a big ol hole in my heart...

"we're gonna have to confiscate your keychain ma'am."
"NOOOOO!!!! not my Kitty of Doom!!!!!! WHYYYY?!?"
"well, because it's illegal, ma'am."
"but i've had her for 6 years, and she's never hurt anyone!"
frown

they didn't even let me say 'goodbye'
and you know, now that i'm defensless, i'll be mugged or somethin. how will i rain doom down upon my attackers now?

but on a much happier note... i got some fancy-dancie panties in the mail today.... woo hoo!! thanks Sugar Daddy... kiss


aha!
kitty of doom ...they no longer carry the pretty red ones, though
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
vim:
where's my D-DIDDY?!?!?!
Jun 10, 2003
vim:
it'll be ok baby...i'm gonna fly out and work the rest of your week for you...then i'll cook for you and give you foot massages...k?biggrin
Jun 10, 2003

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