dolorian

the shitty part about living here... the hour drive home from the club last night. pittsburgh is nothing but tunnels and bridges, and of course the one i need to take is closed. "i can't see clear enough to read you!" yep. talking to the detour signs. not normal. i was so sleepy i definately thought i was gonna wreck and die. at that point though, i didn't care as long as i no longer had to be awake and driving... bleh. trying to stay awake, my mind wanders and a wandering dolorian mind is a pretty funny place to be, i assure you. i decided that the Knight Rider dude was the luckiest guy ever... auto pilot AND a cool theme song. i want a cool theme song! fuck. and every animal on the planet ran out in front of me... at least i know my reflexes are still good. i also decided that it was time for me to go back to being agoraphobic. life was much simpler then, for some strange reason. yes, i was agoraphobic 7 years ago for reasons i will not share 'cause you're not allowed to know just how whacky i really am... this time though, it will be out of laziness and apathy.
hmmm... am i in a bad mood? i'll blame pms, 'cause that's what i blame everything on. i need someone to bite... i'll lick the teeth marks to make up for it.... k?