dolorian

"eenie meenie minie moe, catch a redneck by it's toe."
-mallory knox
packin and movin... bleh. i hate it. wanna know what sucks the most about it? i have to move in with my parents for the month of june 'cause i'm not moving to california until july now. my parents don't suck, they actually kinda rule.... however, they live in the hillbilly backwoods of southwestern PA where the closest gas station or grocery store is a 35 minute drive. not to mention the fact that my cell phone doesn't work out there and THEY DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET!!!!! what am i gonna do?!?! the only thing in the town is a bar and a couple of churches, but if i were to walk into the bar there, i'd probably be shot. not too keen on city folk. especially ones with purple hair dressed in black with a really big tattoo.
maybe i'll just drink some beer and go cow tippen. nah, that's just mean. hopefully Kira will be kind enough to lend me her couch and computer on the weekends....
i bet all of you have a picnic to go to today, huh? damn you!!! i want a grill-cooked cheeseburger!!! maybe i'll go through the wendy's drive-thru and have my own picnic somewhere... *pout* oooo... i'll go to the park so i can play with other peoples puppies!!! yay!!!!