um, I had something to say but I forgot ... again, sheesh I'm getting old.
Okay so I'll babble about something I found amusing today, and bitch about how I hate chick flicks,
Okay item # one. I decided to try something old/new. My recent purchase of MAC Cyber (an AMAZING not-quite-black-purplish-black lipstick. there's another story behind this, see myspace) makes me feel like a punk-ass teenager again. So I parted my hair down the middle and did some Wednesday Adams'esque curly bangs. Yeah, I had to stop doing that back in the day because Law school isn't soo fond of the Wednesday look. (FUCK YOU CART!)
So what was soo funny about this? Well, ya see, I still look almost exactly the same as I did when I was fifteen. And my boyfriend who is already considerably older than me, having seen my high school pix, took one look at me and said "OMG, I can't look at you like that, I feel like a perv! I feel like Michael!" (For those not in the know, Michael refers to a Goth pedofile here in Fresno that everyone wishes would die).
I thought it was funny, but then again I'm off my rocker. And I haven't gotten any tail recently. I'm blaming everything on that. I've had the stomach flue, and Greg, being a nice fucking guy doesn't want me to "expend any extra energy that may heed my recovery" I argue that sex is medicene. I have too much testosterone for such a tiny girl. I need to beat the shit out of something.
I don't think I'm gonna get any 'til I put my hair back the way it was and stop looking like a fucking twelve year old. I think I'm just creeping him out.
OK onto subject two!
I hate all things chick flick. I saw two minutes of a soap opera earlier today and I've had a splitting headache since. Not even excedrin and booze helped.
Which brings me to my next dilema ...I'm sober.
AND ... Cillian Murphy's awesome ass is in something called "Breakfast on Pluto" it already sounds like pussy shit. But it's Cillian Murphy .... WHY Cillian?? WHYYYYYY??
I HAVE to see everything he's in. ... I think it was a conspiricy to fuck me up.
Revisiting my last post, I got my mum hooked on the Boondocks Saints ... there may be hope for that crazy old Asian yet.
~Dorothy Lee~
Okay so I'll babble about something I found amusing today, and bitch about how I hate chick flicks,
Okay item # one. I decided to try something old/new. My recent purchase of MAC Cyber (an AMAZING not-quite-black-purplish-black lipstick. there's another story behind this, see myspace) makes me feel like a punk-ass teenager again. So I parted my hair down the middle and did some Wednesday Adams'esque curly bangs. Yeah, I had to stop doing that back in the day because Law school isn't soo fond of the Wednesday look. (FUCK YOU CART!)
So what was soo funny about this? Well, ya see, I still look almost exactly the same as I did when I was fifteen. And my boyfriend who is already considerably older than me, having seen my high school pix, took one look at me and said "OMG, I can't look at you like that, I feel like a perv! I feel like Michael!" (For those not in the know, Michael refers to a Goth pedofile here in Fresno that everyone wishes would die).
I thought it was funny, but then again I'm off my rocker. And I haven't gotten any tail recently. I'm blaming everything on that. I've had the stomach flue, and Greg, being a nice fucking guy doesn't want me to "expend any extra energy that may heed my recovery" I argue that sex is medicene. I have too much testosterone for such a tiny girl. I need to beat the shit out of something.
I don't think I'm gonna get any 'til I put my hair back the way it was and stop looking like a fucking twelve year old. I think I'm just creeping him out.
OK onto subject two!
I hate all things chick flick. I saw two minutes of a soap opera earlier today and I've had a splitting headache since. Not even excedrin and booze helped.
Which brings me to my next dilema ...I'm sober.
AND ... Cillian Murphy's awesome ass is in something called "Breakfast on Pluto" it already sounds like pussy shit. But it's Cillian Murphy .... WHY Cillian?? WHYYYYYY??
I HAVE to see everything he's in. ... I think it was a conspiricy to fuck me up.
Revisiting my last post, I got my mum hooked on the Boondocks Saints ... there may be hope for that crazy old Asian yet.
~Dorothy Lee~
http://www.50plusmag.com/sex/032303seniorsurvey/032303seniorsurvey.html
just show greg that