dollfacepunk

yeah , ok you got me

awww, i totaly just read your vices and current crush, i'm blushing i'll have to see what i can do to transplant you into the big windy apple,,, its like someone found an animal, made of pure 'awesome,' hunted it for weeks, to honor and respect its awesomeness, finally killed it by making it look into a mirror - forcing it to instantly overdose on awesome, then skinned it, cleaned it and boiled its carcass in water taken from say... robin finck's bedside table (another form of pure awesome)... until all that remained of the corpse was a pile of pure rhinestone bones and a soupy vat of pure, unadulterated, life-threatening awesome stock, which they then strained into fine whiskey barrels using a tiny hose and an absinthe spoon, let it age until, i dunno, the olsen twins turned 18, added various herbs and spices... and glitter... and packaged it into iced coffee containers with something like "turbo blah blah" written on them, to be used only when preparing iced coffee for you, which you ingest constantly... thats how awesome you are...


top that... (it would have to include zombies or star jason lee)

you've been making my day for like... days now...