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holliday:
I always use my thumb when checking my partners prostate...oh now WAIT!...oh um...that's something different...nevermind...
violently:
bwahahaha <3
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turns out it was a misunderstanding and now i feel bad...

i didn't offend any one, i was just being wayy too sensitive
im' gonna go ahead and blame that one on the previous post.. the arrival of my little friend. (aunt flo)

it wasn't that great any way.. just some poor man in like, shri lanka or some place with the most horrible case...
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strongmad:
Wait, you have a friend with elephantitis of the nuts who you offended?
randie:
Awww thanks babe. kiss

Tell Flow I said hi.. confused
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edited because i think i offended someone.
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violently:
fuck offending people. OFFEND AWAY!!! ARRR!!!
mrstitches:
Whaaa?
Fuck people, and their easy ability to be offended. What was there before?
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dyme:
i want mine to come now.
stupid cramps and bloating.
xo
but that tampon guy is amazing.

where do you find such things.
i'm jealous of your journals hahahahah
woooooooooooooooooot ooo aaa
reversehalo:


Yeah, I grew up mostly in Washington. I lived in Renton from 1st through 9th grade and then Lake Stevens for the rest of high school. And I wasn't hiding from you on AIM...I was in the other room watching Freddy Got Fingered. biggrin
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guitargeek:
Niiiiiice.
dyme:
very very cute.
thanks for the vote sweetie
get your friends to vote me aswell haha
xo kiss

i gotta show those myspace whores up.
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fastboyent:
okay good. I am glad to see that I am not the only 2% drinker still left.
strongmad:
Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to.
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i have allready had a bottle of sham-pog-nahhh..
god bless the liquor reps who pedal their wares so effectively to my restaurant.
i am baking and drinking...bliss.
i am feeling very gangster today.
what now bitches?
yeahhhh.

im am looking hot in my chefs coat smeared with chocolate.
pass the courvoisier, yo.
drop it like its hot.
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richie6fingers:
yuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmy smile
lores:
Congratumulations biggrin
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thoughts, meditations, and haiku in dork form.
as told with love, by the doll.

january 28

i sneeze just like my mother.


Rain and full service
today for the first time ever in my life, i had the privelage of enjoying the fruits of a full service gas station....with a hot attendant boy.
never had i requested the full service treatment, nor have i really...
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xxnecroxx:
I looove Bubba Hotep
oldgreeneyes:
what restaurant?
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seriously???
it has been way too long.
please dont hate me.
three new restaurants with simultaneous openings is sheer insanity.
i love each and every one of you, and miss you like, whoa.
amen.
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amish_hitman:
slacker.......
carnalascetic:
miss ya' and love ya'. Come back soon!
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so, i have no internet for like, a month. yes, this is why i have been MIA. no, i am not at all happy about it.
i have been reduced to the "business center" of my aparment complex. right now some whore is giving me the stink eye through the glass door.. i think she wants me to be done right about now. all i...
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carnalascetic:
newmiguel:
happy Hollidaze and stuff biggrin