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i really, really love english muffins.
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mrstitches:
English muffin pizzas are almost as good as anything ever.
violently:
me toooooo.

come over, i will make us some with butter and blackberry jam.

i miss you frown
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alright folks, it's all about the flu. and i mean serious flu over here.
so, my big issue of the moment is, why, after getting a flu shot, did i suddenly get the flu?
talk amongst yourselves, i'm going to go hack up a lung and puke some more. cuz, that is how i roll for at least the next 3-4 i'm sure.
feel sorry...
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reversehalo:
Nah, I wasn't in chat. I may go into the Gay Girls Only chat in a minute here, though...
guitargeek:
Feel better!
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ugh... i never drink tequilla any more, but last night some one had the great idea to think margaritas sounded good.
now, these aren't just any margaritas, these are MY margaritas which makes them ten times as deadly as any margarita you have even had in your life.
i fresh squeeze tangerine, navel orange juice, lime and lemon juice, mix with some simple syrup and...
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mrstitches:
Baby, you can "make me a margarita" any day. Awwwww yeah.
throttlebitch:
Mmmmm cupcake. You need to make me a margarita someday cause I don't believe they're that good.
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mrstitches:
DP sorry.
mrstitches:
O rly?
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holliday:
I don't fight it...he's a hottie...
throttlebitch:
He would totally have a unibrow if someone wasn't taking care of it for him.
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this is how rad my sister is:

phone ringing (incidentally my home telephone rings to the tune danny boy)

me:hello?
Deven: hiya, whacha doi'n?
me: nada, eati'n dinner
Deven: whacha eati'n?
me: soba noodles and miso broth, i have a cold.
Deven: yummy, but i win. i made fried chicken tonight, it was righteous.
me: fuck head, i want some. come over. and bring tissue....
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throttlebitch:
Awesome
throttlebitch:
Maybe just a little bit wink
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throttlebitch:
Best one yet!

johnnyt:
I'm working on my second LARGE Vodka and red Bull - no drunk driving, juist drunk commenting. Life Juice, indeed.
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mrstitches:
Is he still alive? Because if he is, I want to get rich, and hire him as my personal bartender.
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tomorrow is friday. hooray.
then saturday which is technically my friday since i am off sunday and monday.
plans for the "weekend" include:

laundry.
wine drinking in excess.
yoga.
painting.
pedicure.


tell me your plans and or projects... since i have no life at the moment, i must live vicariously through you all.

ta ta for now dahlings.

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mrstitches:
Dang, i want to shoot shit.
zaftigg:
No shit. where have you been?
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so, here's the deal...Twenty Faux, okay? Twenty fucking faux.

in other news:
my neighbors are amazing... and by amazing, i mean amazingly twisted... here is just a taste of what i have been seeing out if my window on the new wysteria lane. (not that i have ever once watched that show)
day one:
meet new neighbors. seemed nice enough.. national guard reserve husband, late...
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xalicex:
wow that is insane!!!!!!

anyways happy birthday!
risus_sardonicus:
So Violently said to say hi. And I am glad I did. What a crazy story! You need to figure out more about this pool service thing. I am totally in the wrong line of work!

Ohh, and happy birthday!