'Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.'
Oscar Wilde
ava_jade:
why are you awake???
'Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.'
Oscar Wilde
"watching your wife give birth, is like watching your favorite pub burn down"
~ Elizadolittle
this statement is utter genius on so many brilliant levels.
~ Elizadolittle
this statement is utter genius on so many brilliant levels.
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zombiebyte:
thats a cool quote. hey hows things with you?
jiffy87:
Ha one of my mates is preggers and she mentioned that her partner had said that to her.....youre never too old to get off chops. X
monday : doritos and deep throat
tuesday : curry and reach around
wednesday : tacos and anal or fajitas and fudge packing
thursday : salad and sodomy or goulash and gush
friday : fish fingers and frottage
saturday : roast dinner and dogging
sunday : spaghetti and sporking
just so you are aware.
EDITED to give credit where credit is due. this bucket of fucking...
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tuesday : curry and reach around
wednesday : tacos and anal or fajitas and fudge packing
thursday : salad and sodomy or goulash and gush
friday : fish fingers and frottage
saturday : roast dinner and dogging
sunday : spaghetti and sporking
just so you are aware.
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silasphotos:
What other dances do you do? I tire of this one now.
morbidnyckid:
Cousin Avi: so uhhh should I call you "Bullet"....."Tooth"?
Bullet Tooth Tony: you can call me Barbara if it makes you happy...
Bullet Tooth Tony: you can call me Barbara if it makes you happy...
ill fix it later.. right now, i am too pissed.. just posted a hugel long rambling blog, went back to edit it as one of my links was ballsed, and i erased the lot lot of it.
ffs.
ffs.
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zombiebyte:
Hi thanks for the friend request 
how are you ?
how are you ?
zombiebyte:
im good thank you 
awesome profile picture snatch is a awesome film.
awesome profile picture snatch is a awesome film.Je te vais attendre, mon amor.
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diu:
have a little fun with your name eh?
listennow1:
yeah i think she's fine with it. we can all laugh about now except my housemate who is mortified that she even said it.
"you only live twice... or so it seems. one life for yourself, and one for your dreams...."
unf. here.. watch it and thou shalt receive "milky knickers"
god, i love james bond.. and albert broccoli.
now for random doll goodness:
i love thai iced tea.
i can't stand to hear other people chew.
i am a night owl.
i absolutely love climbing.
i reallly want...
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unf. here.. watch it and thou shalt receive "milky knickers"
god, i love james bond.. and albert broccoli.
now for random doll goodness:
i love thai iced tea.
i can't stand to hear other people chew.
i am a night owl.
i absolutely love climbing.
i reallly want...
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violently:
well, you will get some painkillers i'm sure for your wisdom teeth, so don't worry!
i miss you. come over and let's go get thai food and tea and then drink ourselves stupid. <3
i miss you. come over and let's go get thai food and tea and then drink ourselves stupid. <3
morbidnyckid:
I had to have all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed when I was a kid and it was done in the same day (thanks to mommie dearest). It's not fun. I remember walking home and spitting out blood every 10 feet, it was as if the aftermath of a fight. If I could do it you could
just, never you mind.
this morning i was awaken by the glorious smell of rain and a cacophonous symphony of crickets.
shortly followed by and incredible sunrise run and greeted after that by my favorite face.
running, full speed, with my i pod blaring shostakovich, in the cool morning dampness i realized..
i am free.
truly, and utterly free.
fuck. yes.
life is good, you know?
shortly followed by and incredible sunrise run and greeted after that by my favorite face.
running, full speed, with my i pod blaring shostakovich, in the cool morning dampness i realized..
i am free.
truly, and utterly free.
fuck. yes.
life is good, you know?
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btyjugs:
kisses that is all
"Very often, in the most banal things, I see something that other people don't. That's a virgo thing, but it's also good for photography"
karl lagerfeld
karl lagerfeld
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mydogfarted:
Man, my birthday is in September, but I am in no way a Virgo.
mrstitches:
Dur, I forgot to post the picture. Giant, marshmallow sized and shaped cheetos. 
as much as i hated to trump that last gem of a post, the mozz always wins.
... and it would'n be the first time, just the last time. i promise.
please? i'll never ask for any thing ever again.
thank you in advance.
love,
the doll
... and it would'n be the first time, just the last time. i promise.
please? i'll never ask for any thing ever again.
thank you in advance.
love,
the doll
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btyjugs:
hahah morrisey.. billie will kill you for this blog but i still love ya.. p.s i want to have in and out when you are here<3333
theecontender:
Work is same same. Putting in extra effort to work with my people. I will find out soon.