Saturday Dec 05, 2009

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i have to pee so bad..
but i'm at david's parents house in mansfield (*which i was just informed i misspelled the first time around, so it's been edited.) , and they have this odd flushing toilet that wont flush correctly if you don't do it in just the right way...
i can't seem to master it... what the hell am i going to do??
also, came in a bit bladdered from last nights pub festivities.... the ginger was a bit, well shall we say, "loud".
i was quiet as a church mouse for once. SO dreading going down stairs.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

"oh hay, goodmoring, yes, i'd love some tea, yeah, thanks for letting me stay here, even though im the 30 year old puma that's been defiling your son, i am here to pee in your toilet and not flush it correctly and give your son epic blowjobs and ride him silly till he moans so loud it wakes everyone in the house up!
and just so you know, that knocking noise last night was your son bending me over his desk which was hitting the wall that separates your room from his, so don't be alarmed. where did he learn that one move any way? you know, the one where he... yeah.. never mind jolly nice day out!"




to be fair, we ARE sharing a single bed.. and, it's a bit chilly.. we were just trying to keep warm. wink

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helly:
that is hella funny lady. I miss you ';,'; ';,';,';,'.'; '';';';';';'; ;'';'''' '''''' .................;;;;,;';, '''''''''''''''''''';.;' ';............''';,' ,,,,,,,,,,,';,' ',',;',''''''''''''''''''''''''';..;'.';.' ,;', ===== ';,', ';,;',',';,;' ,'; -- - - -- - - ';,;' ';,';,';,';';';';';';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;''''''''''''''';'/////////////////////./'.'.

Also, glad it is going well with you guys, kiss
lavender_:
What isn't?

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