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Morpeth, Northumberland, UK

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Tuesday Jun 03, 2008

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So I'm in the "Magners Comedian of the Year" competition.
Thing is my act is offensive

and I mean OFFENSIVE!

I go out every tuesday to a "buskers" night near where I live.
I like to try out new songs - my act is all musical based.

Me and my missus have been arguing all the way home.

I have 2 songs about peadophilia.
The first I wrote is to the tune of "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John and is titled "peadophile rock" - bet you didn't see that one coming tongue
The second is to the tune of "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade and is titled "Peado Christmas" and is all about celebrity peadophiles - Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter yadda yadda.

Anyway.

The argument is that Laura says that people find peadophile rock offensive but not peado christmas.
She says I should stop performing it.

I'll be the first to admit that it is offensive.

I don;t see how songs about celbrity peadophiles can be classed as ok and songs about general peadophiles cant!
I can see where she's coming from... Celebrity peados, yeah the jokes are all over, you here them in school, you get sent them via text message. But a peado living next door? Oh no! I don't want to hear!

The thing is, I wrote peadophile rock when news about peadophiles was really big here in britain. It was kind of my way of saying that you may read about it you may hear about but it COULD be your neighbor!!!!!

I have performed it at a few times and had people leave in tears or because they're so horrified. I have been known to go out and talk to them after the show to comfort them or to explain that it's all just an act.

Anyway

Point of this post

Am I wrong for wanting to keep it?

DoK

ps Im pished
xxx

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