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Exactly one year ago, deep in the middle of a damp spring night, mere hours before the deadline for the last full-length paper of my academic career, I decided a good way to spend a bit of my tax return would be to subscribe to a porn site for a few months.
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mk700c:
happy anniversary my good man.

and it's like Express...

...for men.

-mk
mk700c:
EM is not so much hip as it is cheap, easy and dependable.

hip stores have someone's name in the title.

-mk
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I need to move to another city so I can get through a week of work without running into someone who knew me in high school, 'cause believe me, nothing makes you feel more like a corporate tool than trying to appease a disgruntled customer who knew you back when you were trying to be "grunge".

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The Four-In-Hand I can...
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tadzi:
being that im in a different state i dont run into high school people unless im in the state visiting. but when i do, i pretend i dont know them.

and what did andre do?
ginny:
I got your Full Windsor right here! tongue

Seriously though: it's like the four-in-hand, but you add an extra loop.
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I just did an online survey for Ipsos-Reid, and I promise you, I did my very best to prevent Molson Essential--a beverage that combines a light beer with what sounds like fruity herbal tea--from ever seeing the light of day.

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It's Wednesday, and I want to read some Al Purdy. You should too. Here's a perennial favourite of mine, which...
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ginny:
Hey...uh....wanna make out? whatever
tygertyger:
Haha. Well, I told photogrrl I had the perfect rejoinder to your testimonial for her, and she said I had to tell you, so... those depths will be plumbed. Yes indeed they will. wink
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If only people were able to see beyond specifics of iconography, to clear their minds of irrelevancies and hold on to this one truth--that shitty, sophomoric art is above all things shitty and sophomoric--the world would be a slightly better place.
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scopitone6248:
Verily.
superflea:
Oh, absolutely, my friend.

You and I could probably start a lucrative side-enterprise just hanging out in a given venue, sexying the place up, and raising the property value. biggrin

Seriously - I used to hang out in the backs of clubs on set breaks working on homework. I could have been taking advantage of women of questionable moral fibre, goddammit.

It wasn't very rock and roll at all.
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Another Wednesday and no poem? What gives, dogslife?

It's not like I haven't read some really fine work in the last few weeks, so why am I not sharing? It's simply a matter of time and effort, friends. I enjoy posting them and making some quick commentary, as it keeps certain cerebral muscles from languishing. But I'd rather be writing, and you folks have been...
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ginny:
Broken? Don't look at me! I didn't do it.

*GASPS* blush
mk700c:
read

welcome
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Some days you can't make sense of anything but guitar strings and poetry.
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thehedgehog:
i think just being in those first three movies probably drove him insane enough, heh. :]
thehedgehog:
>>Of course they'll never do this because it would make a lousy cartoon and an even worse line of toys.

dude you just coitched the christmas right there.that's about the long and lengthy of it.

legion of doom and decepticons were like that too. i think it was more like war of attrition, but each episode we got a window into some serious battleground plate techtonics. maybe. at best.

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Maybe you own many pairs of underwear like I do. So you know how nice it is to have several weeks' supply of fresh undies at hand. And maybe you also know how you can come to take that for granted, how as you rifle through the drawer on dark mornings day after day it seems you'll never reach bottom, that your boys will always...
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ginny:
You're pretty. kiss
thehedgehog:
yayyy. spread the meme ;]

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Ginny and I just watched Spellbound.

Am I a bad person for wanting to beat the braces off that Harry kid? "Mispronounced" my ass! Learn to lose you twitchy little shit.
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acidgrampa:
I wanted to kick his parent's asses.
scopitone6248:
Man crush? I believe you meant to say "Hetero Hard On". I really need to hire a documentary crew to capture my retarded adventures.