Yet another update:
Another installment in the poetry of spam:
Another installment in the poetry of spam:
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.
ure of your sweetheart back home.
All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman but only to the waist of th
Honest and hard-working policemen are...
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I voted.
I dropped my electric guitar off at the repair shop (which I've been meaning to do for a year).
I got my tattoo touched up (which apparently involves totally doing it over again).
Before the night is through I'll have a cover letter and several poems ready to submit to a literary magazine of my random drunken choosing.
I am efficiency incarnate.
How...
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I dropped my electric guitar off at the repair shop (which I've been meaning to do for a year).
I got my tattoo touched up (which apparently involves totally doing it over again).
Before the night is through I'll have a cover letter and several poems ready to submit to a literary magazine of my random drunken choosing.
I am efficiency incarnate.
How...
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flux:
I lust for BATTLE. The blood of the Reprehensible, Incomprehensible, Utterly Dispensible Wun Ohh Phyv will taste sweet on our lips.
ginny:
You know what the MBA had to show off with? His g-mail account. Urgh.
We may not have scooby snacks, but we have the luge hug.
We may not have scooby snacks, but we have the luge hug.
Alright, kids. The poem's gone--you can come out now.
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oryx:
i just read your comment in the 'cute names for things you do together' thread.
i bow down at your awesome wit, my friend.
i bow down at your awesome wit, my friend.
adjunct:
Let's just say I discovered it was easier being green.
I missed the poem, though. Too busy celebrating an anniversary.
I missed the poem, though. Too busy celebrating an anniversary.
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scopitone6248:
So, have you gained any super powers from that spider bite yet?
scopitone6248:
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Deal. But no capes. I have that area covered.
Deal. But no capes. I have that area covered.
Maybe I'm not going to dance all Dance Hall every day, but I sure could do it a bit more Dance Hall than I've been doing it lately, and it wouldn't kill me to do it more frequently either.
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scopitone6248:
Yeah, I remember that. But you still clicked add me 
This game is lame and it ends now, with us as winners!
Craw for Life!
This game is lame and it ends now, with us as winners!
Craw for Life!
scopitone6248:
You have a guitar rock theme going with your comments so I'll keep the magic goin'
Weve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival. No man can be my equal!
Weve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival. No man can be my equal!
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ginny:
Haha! Sucker! You're in trouble! My The Siv is gonna get you!
superflea:
I'm gonna watch Season 2 of Six Feet Under and gloat.
In the bookstore where I work I'm the only one who looks forward to Bloomsday.
What the fuck kind of world is this we live in?
It has been over six months since I last submitted a manuscript to any lit mags, however, it's been nearly a year since my last rejection letter. I still have no idea what happened to that last piece. The...
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What the fuck kind of world is this we live in?
It has been over six months since I last submitted a manuscript to any lit mags, however, it's been nearly a year since my last rejection letter. I still have no idea what happened to that last piece. The...
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scopitone6248:
I bet it sounds wicked-phlegmy in the original German
-I was beginning to wonder why you needed my address. Hell, I flipped out when the ZIPPO showed up the other day. Alas, it was SOLM related, but not SOLM Certified.
-I was beginning to wonder why you needed my address. Hell, I flipped out when the ZIPPO showed up the other day. Alas, it was SOLM related, but not SOLM Certified.
criticaloversite:
How does one go about getting published, anyway? I've never really looked into it.
Dear Nathan,
We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following item:
5501264912 SuicideGirls! Used toothbrush!
However, your listing was in violation of eBay's policies. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.
Your listing contained the following information:
links to suicidegirls.com
Although members may place a simple link to further describe the...
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We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following item:
5501264912 SuicideGirls! Used toothbrush!
However, your listing was in violation of eBay's policies. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.
Your listing contained the following information:
links to suicidegirls.com
Although members may place a simple link to further describe the...
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velocity:
Birthday present, you say? How about a nice kangaroo scrotum? I'm sure she'd be tickled.
tadzi:
damn tha man
A dozen teams. About a hundred words. The place in front of me filled with correctly-spelled jottings; only a few errant spellings in the lot.
But the one that really mattered was "echelon". Turns out there's no "s" before the "c". Damn my Teutophilia! A fool am I!
When they rang the elimination bell on me I staggered as if struck and fell off the...
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But the one that really mattered was "echelon". Turns out there's no "s" before the "c". Damn my Teutophilia! A fool am I!
When they rang the elimination bell on me I staggered as if struck and fell off the...
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velocity:
It was indeed one of those scary bastards. It could've eaten my pinky finger, if it were so inclined. Hence the oven mitts.
What stuff were they made of, those brave young men? I fear it's sterner stuff than makes up my own being.
But then too, the events of their lifetimes bear scant resemblence to mine. The age produces the people it needs to see it through, I suppose.
If there is some benevolent deity pacing the heavens may it bless them all.
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But then too, the events of their lifetimes bear scant resemblence to mine. The age produces the people it needs to see it through, I suppose.
If there is some benevolent deity pacing the heavens may it bless them all.
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mk700c:
for goodness sake man what are you doing up!
I often wondered how you managed to work, read as much, maintain a nine year romantic endeavor and still find time for auxiliary awesome.
I see sleep is the sacrifice.
enjoy your breakfast.
I often wondered how you managed to work, read as much, maintain a nine year romantic endeavor and still find time for auxiliary awesome.
I see sleep is the sacrifice.
enjoy your breakfast.
siv:
Throw in something about a "baby daddy."
Dogslife,
I am sorry if I offended you in my SG:NHS post when inquiring as to what one does with a Literature degree. My intention was not to offend; I was not being antagonistic. In fact, I am genuinely curious as to what people are doing with their literature degrees, as I posess (myself) a BA in French Literature from a well-respected Liberal Arts College in Ohio (read: Kenyon College).
I am sorry if my meaning in my post was unclear. I am sorry if I offended you.
I work in Radio. I am: a talking head; a web content provider; an advertising copywriter; the FCC Administrator. I was wondering what my options were, if I decided to leave the broadcasting business, with my degree in French Literature.
Again, I am sorry. Please accept.
Love,
Undone
J'irai te frapper sur la tete. (avec un circumflex)