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Thursday Jul 07, 2005

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Dear Al-Qaedians,
I don't want to kill you, and I really don't want to send a bunch of kids to kill you, but could you just give me a minute of your time to explain precisely what killing a perfectly random cross-section of Londoners was meant to accomplish? Just lay it out nice and simple for me, and try to abstain from invoking the awful fate that awaits an infidel such as myself when Allah comes to judge me. I fear it'd only muddy things. Your people invented frickin' math for chrissakes (mine invented yoga, so...), so please, treat this like arithmetic.

Think of it like this: I've seen your solution, and I can get one or two of the variables in the problem, but most of values elude me utterly. Use diagrams if necessary.

Cordially,
Nathan

PS. Could you please leave Iraq to the people who live there? I think they're all quite eager to get on with their lives. If they want to expel the emissaries of the Great Satan from their country, don't you think you should leave them to do it their own way?
adjunct:
I think the formula was something like:

(total 'infidels' in holy land)*(number of years western governments spent badly ruling homeland)^(megalomaniacal false leaders pandering to lowest common denominator of largely uneducated, poor masses in societies with little social mobility)

The equation still doesn't balance, though, because on the other side of the equals sign you've got a city that survived the Black Plague, invasion by the Romans and their various proxies, the Blitz, and one big-ass fire.
Jul 7, 2005
gracie:
I had to tell you that I'm in love with your Shel Silverstein tattoo. Absolutely had to.

On another note, if someone finally explains the big terrorism picture to you, be a dear and tell me, too.
Jul 9, 2005

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