Friday Nov 09, 2007

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Dear Asshole Who Ran Into Our Car In The Parking Lot Today And Didn't Leave A Note,

As you have already ascertained, I believe you are an asshole. And a coward. And I hope that you're such a bad driver, having crumpled the door of our car in broad daylight in a suburban parking lot with spaces wide enough to comfortably park and get out of a Hummer, that you're going to get injured in an "accident" involving nothing but you and a concrete telephone pole, or perhaps one of those blocks at the base of light stands in parking lots. And that you do it 5 weeks from your wedding. Asshole.

Warmest regards,
Nathan
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sprat:
If we're putting in requests for Letters to Assholes, how about one for the theatre company that doesn't want to pay me what I'm worth, and know I'll probably still take their shitty job anyway. Or the low-life who stole the number plates off my car last weekend, making it impossible for me to drive. Or the Japanese bureaucrats who've not processed my pension refund yet, forcing me to stay living with family rather than get my much-needed privacy in a new rental property?

Breath, Sprat, breath.
obd:
what a dick. I hope the car is not too badly damaged.

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