Dear Asshole Who Ran Into Our Car In The Parking Lot Today And Didn't Leave A Note,
As you have already ascertained, I believe you are an asshole. And a coward. And I hope that you're such a bad driver, having crumpled the door of our car in broad daylight in a suburban parking lot with spaces wide enough to comfortably park and get out of a Hummer, that you're going to get injured in an "accident" involving nothing but you and a concrete telephone pole, or perhaps one of those blocks at the base of light stands in parking lots. And that you do it 5 weeks from your wedding. Asshole.
Warmest regards,
Nathan
As you have already ascertained, I believe you are an asshole. And a coward. And I hope that you're such a bad driver, having crumpled the door of our car in broad daylight in a suburban parking lot with spaces wide enough to comfortably park and get out of a Hummer, that you're going to get injured in an "accident" involving nothing but you and a concrete telephone pole, or perhaps one of those blocks at the base of light stands in parking lots. And that you do it 5 weeks from your wedding. Asshole.
Warmest regards,
Nathan
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