Dalmatians. The official breed of dipshits who make decade-long committments based on the sage counsel of Disney.
Which brings us to this.
On the one hand I want the greyhaired owners of the dog who did this to suddenly become housebound and be found half-eaten by the wretched beast weeks from now when the weather gets warm.
But the practical side of me wants them to feel effused with the wine of youth in these spring weeks and stroll arm in arm with their demented cur on a long leash through dog parks filled with thousand-dollar purebreds owned by stock brokers and lawyers out with their children. If these asshats couldn't learn accountability in the half-century they've milled about on this rock then maybe they can learn suffering, and maybe that can visit them in the form of coupon hoarding and catfood dinners for the rest of their golden years.
Or I could just shove them into traffic if I pass them on the sidewalk.
Which brings us to this.
On the one hand I want the greyhaired owners of the dog who did this to suddenly become housebound and be found half-eaten by the wretched beast weeks from now when the weather gets warm.
But the practical side of me wants them to feel effused with the wine of youth in these spring weeks and stroll arm in arm with their demented cur on a long leash through dog parks filled with thousand-dollar purebreds owned by stock brokers and lawyers out with their children. If these asshats couldn't learn accountability in the half-century they've milled about on this rock then maybe they can learn suffering, and maybe that can visit them in the form of coupon hoarding and catfood dinners for the rest of their golden years.
Or I could just shove them into traffic if I pass them on the sidewalk.
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I'll have to ask my son what he intends to do about the young and deformed. He seems to be very interested in physical abnormalities; the other day he asked me at what height a person "stops being the tallest midget and becomes the shortest normal person."