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doghouse_reilly

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Sunday Mar 06, 2005

Mar 6, 2005
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Hmm 28, the year decreptitude sets in.

I like it already. biggrin

Seriously, this was my all time favorite birthday, possibly second only to the birthday party I had back in the single digits that was held at McDonalds playland where I raked in all sorts of gifted Transformers and assorted toys from my stable of parentally sponsored gift giving friends.

This year, my parents sent me some money which I used to get some clothes and stuff, which was nice, and then jovia and I went to see The Incredibles (which I hadn't seen before) at the buck fifty movie joint, which was even nicer, and then we went to dinner at a nice place that served Newcastle draught that tasted fucking nice as all hell, and then we came home and played video games until the wee hours, which, if you can't already guess was nice as nice could be.

Also, there was an insane amount of fornication and copulation sprinkled liberally throughout the day, which transcends nice and goes straight into %$#&*@!.

It really is like all this nonstop getting laid action is the universe making up for me not getting laid at all for long spans of my personal history. So, thanks, universe... here's to your very good health. smile

Changed my profile pic again. Actually, it was jovia's idea, since she was mysteriously frightened by my old avatar, which was a picture of what appeared to be the real-life inspiration for Popeye. I kinda liked that guy (as katiebarthedoor noted, that guy was more ____core than all of the rest of us combined), but I also discovered that I had apparently been channeling the ghost of ThisAintNoPicnic's profile pic, so I figured it was time for a change. I like angry baby. That's basically the face I make everytime I read the CE boards. wink

Thanks for all the birfday niceness from everyone! I really dig you guys, yer da bestest. There were so many March 5 birthdays, I was amazed. I am conceited enough (more than enough, actually) to think that if you share my birthday, you automatically exist on a higher plane of reality than all other lowly humanoids, so I am heartened by the existance of so many other factory issued beings of divine light on SG. I shall stalk you all until the time comes to activate your mandatory contribution to my global domination plot. It'll be fun.

Random genius idea of the day:

When I embark on my prophecied career as a DJ, I will be DJ Decroded.

When I form the band that will lead the world into an unparalleled era of peace and prosperity for all mankind, the name of the band will be What Army? (points to jovia for plucking that one out of conversation)

Be warned that if you decide to infringe on my divine right to those names, you will be the first against the wall when I seize power.

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voxless:
Happy belated birthday, looks like we have something in common!
Mar 7, 2005
kris7:
Who is that in your profile pic? That is one of the funniest damn pics of a baby I've ever seen in my entire life. The expression is fucking priceless! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

edit: happy birthday by the way!

[Edited on Mar 08, 2005 10:05PM]
Mar 8, 2005

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