Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

doghouse_reilly

East Timor

Member Since 2004

Followers 5 Following 52

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Thursday Feb 24, 2005

Feb 24, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I need backup from sensible people on the factual status of a trivial issue of great importance:

John Goodman does not provide the narration for those incredibly repetitive Vonage tv commercials. It's some other guy who sounds a little bit like John Goodman.

Right? It's so not him. Go tell jovia this. biggrin

Hey guess what? I live in North Carolina now. It's pretty sweet, and by sweet I mean totally awesome. Not NC specifically, but me getting to live here with my best friend-- the aforementioned factually challenged member-- that part is fucking rad. NC isn't bad either, it's about 20 degrees warmer here and that's fine with me.

I need a job, though. I'm going out tomorrow to get some more applications. So far most of my attempts to go be productive have been thwarted by bouts of highly proficient mid afternoon sex, but pretty soon the empty sucking sound from my wallet will be undeniable and I will be thankful for a taste of c.r.e.a.m. from the runt end of the wage slave teat. But right now I'm sitting here satisfied and sedated as a blissed out satyr.

Also, I'm high. Shocking, I know.

I haven't been on SG practically at all since I got here. I know I'm missing all the good stuff. You guys are probably having kinky swinger parties with curious bi-couples looking on message boards for hot girls who want to party, A/S/L? Well, so am I, but I still miss reading about it all on SG. Though it is nice to be browsing the site on a completely functional computer with working parts, for once. Even a webcam. One of these days I'm going to fire that bastard up and let you all glimpse the unspeakable radness that is my rather sedentary usage of the internet.

In the meantime, I'm going to continue with my hedonism and indulge another audiovisual delicacy from a bygone era:

How could I not love a girl that surprises me with the collected Sledge Hammer DVD set?

My fortune from the chinese buffet fortune cookie yesterday:
"Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."
eeek blackeyed biggrin
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
katiebarthedoor:
thanks, brotha.
im mot planning on being too terribly sober for the next few, so worry not about me.

but thanks, seriously. thanks.
Mar 1, 2005
jovia:
you got another comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 2, 2005

More Blogs

  • 02.02.05
    6

    Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

    Read More
  • 01.23.05
    6

    Sunday Jan 23, 2005

    Well... I am still in NC. I was supposed to leave Friday morning, but…
  • 01.20.05
    5

    Thursday Jan 20, 2005

    my head keeps spinnin i go to bed and keep grinnin if this is just …
  • 01.12.05
    9

    Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

    My latest fucked-up dream, for your amusement and horror: SPOILERS…
  • 01.04.05
    9

    Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

    I stole borrowed this from Pica_pica... (A) First, recommend to me…
  • 01.01.05
    2

    Saturday Jan 01, 2005

    Happy 2005, you crazy kids. I am looking forward to the best year eve…
  • 12.24.04
    8

    Friday Dec 24, 2004

    T'were the night 'afore Christmas, an' all troo da hizzy Nary a mofo…
  • 12.20.04
    11

    Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

    I never would have believed it in a million years even if my future s…
  • 12.20.04
    0

    Monday Dec 20, 2004

    "No." "No, it's more than that. This is more important than who kn…
  • 12.18.04
    12

    Saturday Dec 18, 2004

    Today may go down as one of the most bizarre days in my life. And tha…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
25
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,600 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,303 followers
  • 14,949,527 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,464,887 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo