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dogboy

United Kingdom

Member Since 2004

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Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

Dec 28, 2004
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Some, fuckin hippy has moved into my neighbourhood and has brought a cockerel with it, don`t get me wrong in the countryside its fine but not while i`ve got the biggest hangover on record ok, every two fuckin minuites cock a doodle fuckin doo, I`m an offensive man and i love animals but i feel i must liberate the cockerel and take it back to a farm far far away from me then i will liberate the hippy`s teeth, i mean why has he got it???? it`s useless apart from a really inacurate alarm clock, there are no chickens to fertilise and ITS THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TOWN,
tomorrow i think i have to go have an "encounter" with my love bead wearing, VW van driving, Long haired doesn`t know what soap is CUNT and explain everything in the only way i know how....with Fire the biblical clenser!!!

ho hum later folks mad
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jj_r0x0rz:
haha us losers in the US use the term irish car bomb i dunno why but we do. anyways it's Guinned with a shot of wiskey/baileys irish cream put into it, it curdles up so you have to pound the whole pint before it pours out.
Jan 3, 2005
me44445:
biggrin Exactly.. and you dont like the hippy, he has a van, i want a van, you dont mind stealing one..we can see where this is going!! tongue
juust kidding!
Jan 3, 2005

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