Merry fucking xmas one and all, I `ve been to my Gran`s house for xmas day, she is the only person i can`t out drinki mean she buys two bottles of "morrison`s extra strength gin" for herself 1 for my granda` and 48 cans of newkie brown & 12 cans of boddingtons bitter for me i mean come on i don`t care who the fuck you are no-one can drink all that lovely lovely beer in 10 hours(but i had a fuckin good go I tells ya!!)
and the xmas dinner me gran allways sticks on a good ol` fashioned widnes spread ya know 16 turkeys 12 honey glazed hams 9 tonnes of sprouts and 19 wagon loads of roast spuds (NB: a spud is a potato) all cooked in an olympic swimming pool sized vat of dripping (NB: "dripping" is northern for lard, lard is cooking fat!)
put it this way if a government health inspector came to my nans for xmas dinner and piss up he`d have a fit, even the sprouts contained 700000 calories.
my other granda` and gran showed up and my granda is a big fella white hair busted nose do not fuck with me or ill rip off your arms and beat you to death with them kinda guy but he`s top really really nice, he was pissed when he arrived at 12:00 his excuse for being unbelievably drunk "its ok i`ve been drinkin rum, coz i was in the navy" that was it unbelieveable!!!!
anyway after that escapade i fucks off to the pub last night i have a headache and arse ache after falling down in the ice and snow, but i have my mowhawk back oh yes it`s only a baby at the mo but we`ll be back up to full strength quite quite soon!!!!
later
peeps!
and the xmas dinner me gran allways sticks on a good ol` fashioned widnes spread ya know 16 turkeys 12 honey glazed hams 9 tonnes of sprouts and 19 wagon loads of roast spuds (NB: a spud is a potato) all cooked in an olympic swimming pool sized vat of dripping (NB: "dripping" is northern for lard, lard is cooking fat!)
put it this way if a government health inspector came to my nans for xmas dinner and piss up he`d have a fit, even the sprouts contained 700000 calories.
my other granda` and gran showed up and my granda is a big fella white hair busted nose do not fuck with me or ill rip off your arms and beat you to death with them kinda guy but he`s top really really nice, he was pissed when he arrived at 12:00 his excuse for being unbelievably drunk "its ok i`ve been drinkin rum, coz i was in the navy" that was it unbelieveable!!!!
anyway after that escapade i fucks off to the pub last night i have a headache and arse ache after falling down in the ice and snow, but i have my mowhawk back oh yes it`s only a baby at the mo but we`ll be back up to full strength quite quite soon!!!!
later
peeps!
