dogboy

oh sweet baby jesus and the orphans, what a fucking bad night that was, friday night works x-mas do, i don`t remember much about the night, one of the lads tried to get off with the DJ (a man in a dress) and someone clouted someone from the office, i just sat there with the boys suppin newkie brown, lager and wine (of various colours) needless to say i got incredibly shitfaced unbelievably quickly....
i jump in a taxi with a couple of the boys and find my self on Bridge street town center warrington, i go into a very sterile white bar, buys a pint and tries to blend in ith the townies (ha ha no chance!!!) any way the night goes on and some little prick pushes one of the girls in our little entorage, so i has a word and finds my self being chucked out onto the pavement outside, ahhh well then one of the lads i work with ends up on the deck next to me stands up and just thumped a copper marvellous, after protesting to nyone that would listen i stagger to the next bar that will let me in, then i woke up in bed wearing my 20 hole cherry reds nd nothing else, with the biggest headache the world has ever seen,