fucking marvellous! i have a shite afternoon at work, the BNP have been sniffin around my street again and to top it all off me little doggie sid has bin a right bastard! get on this.
i left me house at 1:00 to go to work after takin good old sidney for a nice long walk, i leave a chunk of beef out to defrost for my beef stir fry yum yum
i get back from work at 10:30 to find that sid had been very busy, first off he`s eaten my mot and insuance for the bike, then he ate my copy of slaughter and the dogs "do it dog style" (the witty little bastard!!) the shite then ate my big chunk of juicy beef off the kitchen sink!!!!! and finaly the big kahuna the mother of all turds can you guess where??? bedroom??no front room???no in bathroom oh yes, but not on the floor oh god no. Actually in the bath the theivin little cd eatin motherfucker took the biggest shit i`ve ever seen a small do in my bath..ahgggggggggghhhhhhhh.
so now the good people of SG need to help me train my dog, should I
A. get him some therapy.
B. get him laid
C. Shoot him
D. build him kennel
christ now i know what my folks must have felt like........
beans on toast i was left with.....beans on toast (again)
i left me house at 1:00 to go to work after takin good old sidney for a nice long walk, i leave a chunk of beef out to defrost for my beef stir fry yum yum
i get back from work at 10:30 to find that sid had been very busy, first off he`s eaten my mot and insuance for the bike, then he ate my copy of slaughter and the dogs "do it dog style" (the witty little bastard!!) the shite then ate my big chunk of juicy beef off the kitchen sink!!!!! and finaly the big kahuna the mother of all turds can you guess where??? bedroom??no front room???no in bathroom oh yes, but not on the floor oh god no. Actually in the bath the theivin little cd eatin motherfucker took the biggest shit i`ve ever seen a small do in my bath..ahgggggggggghhhhhhhh.
so now the good people of SG need to help me train my dog, should I
A. get him some therapy.
B. get him laid
C. Shoot him
D. build him kennel
christ now i know what my folks must have felt like........
beans on toast i was left with.....beans on toast (again)
jj_r0x0rz:
gunslinger girl is an anime about little girls like 10 or 8 that are biomechanically engeniered to become killers for an anti-terrorist group. it's pretty kewl yet sad
jj_r0x0rz:
hmm you should build your dog a play kennel like kinda thing... hehe train him not to eat your shit then leave it in the bath for you