fuckin marvellous! shite day shite night.
i finished my shitty day at work early to try and relax so i fuck off home to unwind. i found it hard to unwind becuz nextdoor`s alarm was set off and their away and deemed it unwise to leave us the code its still going off even now!
anyway i go out on me motorbike for a bit of a blast i was havin lots of environmentally unsafe fun untill i get nearly home and my gear shifter fell off. "no probs" i think i just got to keep going its in 4th gear it`ll be ok as long as i dont stop.
all going well untill i get to a set of red lights (i`d past about 6 of them already!!) with a dirty copper in his facist mobile, so i had to stop.
stoping`s ok i just can`t take off in 4th gear, i had to push the fucking thing 4 miles to the top of the nearest hill to get enough momentum for the fucking thig to chugg it`s way to a half decent speed, all i could smell was burning clutch!!
it won`t beat me again coz i`m goin to weld the fuckker back on!!! yeah fall off now ya twat!
sorry for that pointless rant i just had to release.......ah...i`m spent..
i finished my shitty day at work early to try and relax so i fuck off home to unwind. i found it hard to unwind becuz nextdoor`s alarm was set off and their away and deemed it unwise to leave us the code its still going off even now!
anyway i go out on me motorbike for a bit of a blast i was havin lots of environmentally unsafe fun untill i get nearly home and my gear shifter fell off. "no probs" i think i just got to keep going its in 4th gear it`ll be ok as long as i dont stop.
all going well untill i get to a set of red lights (i`d past about 6 of them already!!) with a dirty copper in his facist mobile, so i had to stop.
stoping`s ok i just can`t take off in 4th gear, i had to push the fucking thing 4 miles to the top of the nearest hill to get enough momentum for the fucking thig to chugg it`s way to a half decent speed, all i could smell was burning clutch!!
it won`t beat me again coz i`m goin to weld the fuckker back on!!! yeah fall off now ya twat!
sorry for that pointless rant i just had to release.......ah...i`m spent..
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digmeout:
"facist mobile"... i like that
vampsinthe78:
Didn't know it HAD a fourth!! Oh, god, I have no room to take the piss out of ANYONES bike... ALARMS.. DESTROY... In the most inventive way possible. Might I suggest a 4ft trebuchet loaded with volvo spares?