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Tuesday Apr 13, 2004

Apr 13, 2004
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Bloody `ell.
the last day of bankholiday weekend and my local decides to put on 1 more day of live music! nothing good coz it was all half men half chimps playing oversized acoustic guitars. fuckin hippys.
i`d have had more fun trying to cleave off my own knob with a wooden spoon!
this sucks! i need a new town where no-one knows me and i can go into any pub i want to! and not just the 2 i`m allowed in here!!!smile
then some random drunken vandlism on the way home!!!
"Bashido"-way of the bat-!!!
ahh well roll on friday night!!! pissed again! smile blackeyed puke skull
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dogboy:
a real pub contains 8 main ingredients.
1. me
2. lager/bitter/bottle of dog/assorted crisps and nuts
3. a decent jukebox
4. at least 1 knobhead in a tracksuit hell bent on touching my spikes
5. old people sipping a pint of greenalls mild that they`ve had since 1904
6. a dartboard (with no darts)
7. and a pool table with 1 missing yellow ball, the table has to be just slightly out of level!
8. a big screen t.v for the video jukebox/football/rugby on a sunday/ coronation street on a thursday

[Edited on Apr 14, 2004 3:50AM]

[Edited on Apr 14, 2004 3:52AM]
Apr 13, 2004
jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha hmm sounds fun ...so now for me to find a real pub...
Apr 14, 2004

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