I need to have 5 minutes worth of tants for the radio show by TUESDAY. This is a horrible thing. I do not have 5 minutes worth of rants that I haven't used. I don't have three minutes of unused rants. I need something. Please give me some ideas for things to yell about. I will thank you profusely and say that I am nothing...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to confess.
I have had stupid thoughts. Many over the course of my life. Some may consider it unfair to charge a man with a crime that so many are guilty of, but I have abused my stupidity.
It all started when I decided to learn a new song on the harmonica. I decided to learn...
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I have had stupid thoughts. Many over the course of my life. Some may consider it unfair to charge a man with a crime that so many are guilty of, but I have abused my stupidity.
It all started when I decided to learn a new song on the harmonica. I decided to learn...
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oldskoolpat:
it sucks. adios amigos indeed. 
oldskoolpat:
fuck i didn't know dave blood was dead. WHATS GOING ON?!
jesus
i saw them in '92- he signed my converse all-star
jesus
i saw them in '92- he signed my converse all-star
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coliwali:
Fucking Brilliant!
catherinewheel69:
Godsmoker told me to say hi so I am. Boondock Saints is one of the greatest movies and I don't know many people who know that, so good choice! Dead Milkmen, kick ass! 
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS TOO MUCH INFORMATION- LIKE, WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION! SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TOO MUCH INFORMATION, IT WOULD REEEEEALLY BEHOOVE YOU TO GO READ SOMETHING ELSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
THERE'S GORY SEX STUFF IN HERE!
I'm gonna cut to the chase. I had an orgasm last night that was so intense I started hallucinating. Similar to mushrooms, but much shorter....
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THERE'S GORY SEX STUFF IN HERE!
I'm gonna cut to the chase. I had an orgasm last night that was so intense I started hallucinating. Similar to mushrooms, but much shorter....
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godsmoker:
HA! Thanks for the kick-ass testimonial! You rock! 
I'm sick and tired of people doing shit in relationships that doesn't even come close to sane. A very close friend of mine was supposed to move in with her fiancee next week. They were to be married in November. Note the past tense.
He left her a message on her voicemail that said "Hi, I'm coming over to get some furniture to move in....
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He left her a message on her voicemail that said "Hi, I'm coming over to get some furniture to move in....
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godsmoker:
Damn...that sucks. Poker was a blast! So were the Car-bombs!
abgitatz:
Now that is disturbed... 
[Edited on Sep 05, 2004 12:42PM]
[Edited on Sep 05, 2004 12:42PM]
So here's what sucked.
I had the radio show to do on Tuesday night, which means I got home around 3. The next morning, I had to finish registering for classes. But to make sure I finished this before I got to work, I had to get up at 7. Then I worked for 10 hours. Then I went to HrlyQuinn's house, and we...
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I had the radio show to do on Tuesday night, which means I got home around 3. The next morning, I had to finish registering for classes. But to make sure I finished this before I got to work, I had to get up at 7. Then I worked for 10 hours. Then I went to HrlyQuinn's house, and we...
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hrlyquinn:
I'm horny! Waaaahhhhh! 
godsmoker:
Humping smileys!!!!! Heh. Well, I'm in a giving mood today, so I just dropped by to give you a testi. I'm sure you'd prefer a Guinness though....
Check your testis.
[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 2:43PM]
Humping smileys!!!!! Heh. Well, I'm in a giving mood today, so I just dropped by to give you a testi. I'm sure you'd prefer a Guinness though....
Check your testis.
[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 2:43PM]
Well, that sucked.
hrlyquinn:
Was that the water heater or more personal? 
[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 9:41PM]
[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 9:41PM]
godsmoker:
I hear ya! Dude I totally got in an accident on the way home... I hope all I got is a flat tire...... Falling asleep at the wheel sucks! 
I hope all I got is a flat tire...... Falling asleep at the wheel sucks! God, this is gonna suck.
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godsmoker:
Work huh? Yeah dude....I know..... 
abgitatz:
damn that was vague.
Fixed the last panel in the comic.
S'right here.
I should have a second comic finished and ready to go by the time I go to bed. I'll link that when it's ready. Hopefully you'll be able to fucking READ this one.
S'right here.
I should have a second comic finished and ready to go by the time I go to bed. I'll link that when it's ready. Hopefully you'll be able to fucking READ this one.
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goob:
mmm.... no comment.
stiggy56:
Haha! I was talking to you sister the other day. We talked about you and how I haven't heard from you in a while. I see your making progress with the comic strip! It looks good! Keep at it!!
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jack.
He lived with his mother, and they were very poor.
One day his mother sent him into town, to sell the cow, 'cause they were so poor, see.
But on the way to down, Jack saw a dealer, and sold the cow to him for some LSD.
Jack took the LSD, and man, was it...
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He lived with his mother, and they were very poor.
One day his mother sent him into town, to sell the cow, 'cause they were so poor, see.
But on the way to down, Jack saw a dealer, and sold the cow to him for some LSD.
Jack took the LSD, and man, was it...
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stiggy56:
Sorry I haven't said hi in a while. I'm making media kits and buisness plpans to start making money and drawl in sponsorships. I ended up getting Ben to do the part of the counslor. He's also developing the table top roleplaying game, which seems to be working well, so we'll see. Episode 2 should be up in the next few days. How have you been?
AL
monstersaywhat?
AL
monstersaywhat?
goob:
Fuck, you rock.
You're hot, you're funny, you're smart, and interesting.
Of course you have a girlfriend. But she's a sweetie, so I'll be good.
You're hot, you're funny, you're smart, and interesting.
Of course you have a girlfriend. But she's a sweetie, so I'll be good.
i like "methodist coloring book" too! actually, the whole thing's good.