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So I wrote this story.
I don't know if many or any of you will get it, but here it is.
It's about my job. There's a few things you need to know. They won't make it funny, but they'll keep you form being confused. Here goes:
I don't know if many or any of you will get it, but here it is.
It's about my job. There's a few things you need to know. They won't make it funny, but they'll keep you form being confused. Here goes:
- [*]Charles, Karen, and Dougherty are management.
[*]The bridge is basically the control center of my job. The brain...
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hrlyquinn:
Hehe, cool, I like it. 
That would explain all the people who seem to drop dead at work.
The only problem I see with it is I think you may actually believe it is going on....
That would explain all the people who seem to drop dead at work.
The only problem I see with it is I think you may actually believe it is going on....
godsmoker:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! So that's what it is.... I always thought Karen reminded me of the wicked witch. You should print this for some of the others at work.
You should print this for some of the others at work.Happy New Year! Party at my place!
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southernbelle:
Happy New Year!
hrlyquinn:
Hey, I did what you told me to. 
August 15, 1999. My high school sweetheart, Carolyn, was boarding a plane that would take her to college in California. We decided to break up when we went off to college. We were starting new lives, and all that jazz, and it seemed the sensible, reasonable and sane thing to do. I gave her a hug and kissed her. We smiled at each other, and...
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godsmoker:
Happy New Year!!!!!
I'll be seein' you tonight!
I'll be seein' you tonight!
And now, a story.
Every year, the people at my job knock off of work for an hour or two at a
time, and have a Holiday Party. We have one of those ridiculous
hierarchies where there are three levels of middle management before you
get to anyone of any clout whatsoever. So there's me and my ilk, the
techs, then there's the Case Resolution...
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Every year, the people at my job knock off of work for an hour or two at a
time, and have a Holiday Party. We have one of those ridiculous
hierarchies where there are three levels of middle management before you
get to anyone of any clout whatsoever. So there's me and my ilk, the
techs, then there's the Case Resolution...
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neverforever:
Make sure to let me know when the party is. Is it going to be at the usual dive bar?
chrisalis:
aaaagh, i think i must really love you sucka cause you kinda suck!!! i think i want a tiara as an apology.
We've been on the air for five weeks.
And we've already been suspended.
This annoys me for a lot of reasons. No it really ony annoys me because we got suspended. The hearing is in February, just so happens February is when we officially come off sanction. Nonsense, I tell you. I'd use stronger words, but I think this is the catalyst for good things...
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And we've already been suspended.
This annoys me for a lot of reasons. No it really ony annoys me because we got suspended. The hearing is in February, just so happens February is when we officially come off sanction. Nonsense, I tell you. I'd use stronger words, but I think this is the catalyst for good things...
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missmontana:
i am sorry..... 
dropdeadred:
That really sucks. Damn the man! Maybe you could start a pirate radio show 
Maybe I watch to many movies
Maybe I watch to many moviesI'm a creature of habit.
This presents a problem.
I've suddenly had a few hours of free time thrust upon me and I can't decide whether I want to spend it writing, playing video games, sitting in a diner with a book (Neverwhere) and a bottomless cup of coffee (really the most appealing, but I definatley don't want to socialize. If I go...
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This presents a problem.
I've suddenly had a few hours of free time thrust upon me and I can't decide whether I want to spend it writing, playing video games, sitting in a diner with a book (Neverwhere) and a bottomless cup of coffee (really the most appealing, but I definatley don't want to socialize. If I go...
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goob:
Go to a different diner. Someplace where no one knows your name.
akro:
Drink the coffee.
Ugh. 2 1/2 hours slepp. Must go learn things about Voice Over IP. Dirty dirty things that it wouldn't want its mother knowing. Bah. Fuckin humbug.
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quietlythere:
have fun
abgitatz:
I thought the title of resident sleep dep guy was mine... trying to take my deed name eh?
So are you having an anti-X-Mas party? I promise to not bring you know who.
So are you having an anti-X-Mas party?
I promise to not bring you know who.I read the book Jaws this weekend. I read it whenever I feel like punishing myself for having a brain. Its not that the book is bad; its just that Peter Benchley is a bitch. Ive read several of his books, and only one of them didnt leave me wanting to sit in a corner and punch myself in the face repeatedly for seven hours....
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abgitatz:
Well either way I think the words cliques or cliches get the point across... well if you are a local atleast.
I am finding out about next weekend.
I am finding out about next weekend.
godsmoker:
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Bench.........
Ok, snapped out of it.
Hey man I'll see you at work, but I'll wish you happy holidays from SG land too!
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Benchley is a bitch.
Peter Bench.........
Ok, snapped out of it.
Hey man I'll see you at work, but I'll wish you happy holidays from SG land too!
akro:
Nice beard. Bad link.
neverforever:
http:// matters when making with the linkitude, oh my brother.
And despite what your wonderful missus says, swole is exactly the right word. Swollen is only appropriate when it is not in reference to an injury sustained from violence (and sometimes sex). In those circumstances swole is the only correct choice.