Happy day. Working on the site, listening to Flogging Molly, and sipping a pint. I'm going to start writing in a bit. The electric tingle of being less than a month away from St. Patrick's Week is starting to make my soul vibrate with happiness. Because of this, I feel theneed to talk about something.
Id like to take this opportunity to deliver brief word on the color green on our most special of days. Wear it. Dont drink it. I know its fun drink beer thats colored differently, but lets be honest. If youre going to color something an unnatural color and drink it, it should be blue, not green. Blue is the third most effective advertising word on the planet behind Free and New. This is to say that if a company cannot some up with anything new, and they are not willing to give anything away, the can simply dye it blue and it will sell. The reason for this is simple: Blue is better. Ever eat green cheese? Fuck no! But you slather the blue shit all over your goddamn salad, dont you? You know you do. Does anybody care when the moon turns green? No, but when its blue it makes the goddamn papers. And green Jell-o? Nobody eats green Jell-o. Green Jell-o is so lame they didnt even bother to give it a flavor. Its just green. Hey man, what flavor Jell-o is that?
Green.
Wow, man you are less than a person and must therefore die! **BANG!**
But BLUE Jell-o You remember how amped you were when they came out with blue Jell-o. Coolest kid around, too. Hey, man, what flavor Jell-o is that?
This, Worm, is Shockin Blue Raz-berry! Bow down to your new Emperor!
I am unworthy to look upon thy visage, sire.
See? Turn shit blue. Its good for you. But for the love of God almighty, do not defile beer by putting green food coloring in it in the name of St. Patricks Day! Green beer makes St. Patrick, Baby Jesus, and all of the orphans in the world cry. Do you want to be responsible for all those tears? I didnt think so.
Id like to take this opportunity to deliver brief word on the color green on our most special of days. Wear it. Dont drink it. I know its fun drink beer thats colored differently, but lets be honest. If youre going to color something an unnatural color and drink it, it should be blue, not green. Blue is the third most effective advertising word on the planet behind Free and New. This is to say that if a company cannot some up with anything new, and they are not willing to give anything away, the can simply dye it blue and it will sell. The reason for this is simple: Blue is better. Ever eat green cheese? Fuck no! But you slather the blue shit all over your goddamn salad, dont you? You know you do. Does anybody care when the moon turns green? No, but when its blue it makes the goddamn papers. And green Jell-o? Nobody eats green Jell-o. Green Jell-o is so lame they didnt even bother to give it a flavor. Its just green. Hey man, what flavor Jell-o is that?
Green.
Wow, man you are less than a person and must therefore die! **BANG!**
But BLUE Jell-o You remember how amped you were when they came out with blue Jell-o. Coolest kid around, too. Hey, man, what flavor Jell-o is that?
This, Worm, is Shockin Blue Raz-berry! Bow down to your new Emperor!
I am unworthy to look upon thy visage, sire.
See? Turn shit blue. Its good for you. But for the love of God almighty, do not defile beer by putting green food coloring in it in the name of St. Patricks Day! Green beer makes St. Patrick, Baby Jesus, and all of the orphans in the world cry. Do you want to be responsible for all those tears? I didnt think so.
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You have to scroll down the page to see the "Shower for Two."
Also, I went back and read our journal entries over the past year. It was interesting. Well worth the read.