dodraibeid

I need to have 5 minutes worth of tants for the radio show by TUESDAY. This is a horrible thing. I do not have 5 minutes worth of rants that I haven't used. I don't have three minutes of unused rants. I need something. Please give me some ideas for things to yell about. I will thank you profusely and say that I am nothing without you if you do.

Also, if you want to hear the radio show, I will shamelessly plug it, because we're back and finally good enough that I'm not hiding the fact that I'm there. So the plugs will come right after these words from the Dead Milkmen.

Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire

But it's just the way I am
Have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac
So...

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

I went to your house last night
Dad called me the human torch
Got a little pissed at him
So I burned down your front porch

Now I feel a little better
About throwin' gas on your dad
But you know it's hard to quit
And besides he started it

I just bought a brand new lighter
And I just can't wait to use it
With a can a' kerosene it's lots a' fun
You can't refuse it

Oily rags are special things
You know to me they're diamond rings
Maybe we can have some fun
Maybe we can burn someone
So...

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your dad on fire

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

If you love somebody
Why not set them on fire?


Listen to the Malkuth Madness Network Tuesday night at Midnight! That's Tuesday Night, or Wednesday morning if you wanna get technical! Tune into to 91.3 FM on the radio (DE, Western PA, and Northern MD) Or on the web at www.wvud.org It will be fun! and there will be much rejoicing if you call in. And HrlyQuinn might come in and fake herself an orgasm. Or maybe she won't fake it. Who knows? Tune in to find out!