So I was listening to The Shadow earlier, and I realized, I really hope Blue Coal is still around. Cause if it is, I'm gonna go get some. Why? CAUSE IT'S FUCKIN BLUE!!!
And as marketing hs told us time and time and time again. If something is blue, we will buy it. It could suck, and many times it does suck (Like, say, Pepsi) but for some reason we love to buy blue stuff that isn't supposed to be blue (they were selling blue french fries in the store awhile back). I wonder why that is? Remeber that popcorn that came in different colors, but you didn't know what color you got until you opened the bag? I never wanted the red or the green, cause they sucked. I had to have the blue popcorn. Purple was okay, but ony cause purple is half blue.
Also, if something is supposed to be blue, and isn't, I won't touch it. I will never eat an orange blueberry as long as I live, so help me God. But whenever I see some blue raspberry shit, I buy it immediatly.
There is one tiny exception to the color rule. Ecto- Cooler. Green was really cool once upon a time, but it was only cool if Slimer was on the front of the bottle.
Ok. Bedtime. I went to bed two hours ago. Couldn't sleep. I need to get my hands on some Blue Coal. I'll bet it's beautiful.
And as marketing hs told us time and time and time again. If something is blue, we will buy it. It could suck, and many times it does suck (Like, say, Pepsi) but for some reason we love to buy blue stuff that isn't supposed to be blue (they were selling blue french fries in the store awhile back). I wonder why that is? Remeber that popcorn that came in different colors, but you didn't know what color you got until you opened the bag? I never wanted the red or the green, cause they sucked. I had to have the blue popcorn. Purple was okay, but ony cause purple is half blue.
Also, if something is supposed to be blue, and isn't, I won't touch it. I will never eat an orange blueberry as long as I live, so help me God. But whenever I see some blue raspberry shit, I buy it immediatly.
There is one tiny exception to the color rule. Ecto- Cooler. Green was really cool once upon a time, but it was only cool if Slimer was on the front of the bottle.
Ok. Bedtime. I went to bed two hours ago. Couldn't sleep. I need to get my hands on some Blue Coal. I'll bet it's beautiful.
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doke:
I love blue! Everything should be blue. I was very sad they stopped making the blue pepsi. I should have stocked up several years worth in my basement. I bought the store's entire supply of blue ketchup (It's wonderful! HrlyQuinn is nuts! 
), and still have some left.
), and still have some left. 
hrlyquinn:
Yeah, yeah, yeah...it was Doke's blue ketchup that was grossing me out that 4th of July! 