Ok so I just watched a documentary called Born Rich about heirs and heiresses made by one of the heirs to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Now, it's getting late, and I'm quite tired. So here's the thought process that actually went through my head, I swear to God.
Man, these people have a ton of money, and some of them don't do shit. That one guy tells people he's rich for a living, cause he has no job at all. My old man busts his ass all day doing carpentry, and in a year, he doesn't make a fraction of what these kids make in a day. You know, I don't work the long hours my old man works, and I DAMN sure don't work as hard as him. But somehow, I make more money than him. And these people, believe it or not, do less work than me, and still make more money. I guess that means that the less you sweat, the more money you make. So If I quit my job right now, I'll be a millionaire within a matter of months. Well shit! Why doesn't everyone quit their jobs, and then we can all be rich! What's the point in anybody working ever if all you have to do to make money is not sweat at all !!!Fuckit! I'm calling my boss right now and telling her to piss off, cause I'm gonna go be a millio-what the fuck am I thinking??? God, I must be on crack or something.
And I that is how my brain works when I'm loopy. For about seven solid minutes, I wholeheartedly believed that the key to material wealth was the absence of sweat.
It's not quite as stupid as the time I woke up and thought that I was the first person ever to have the idea of bringing my lunch to work with me so I didn't have to buy it. That one lasted for twenty whole minutes.
I'm really stupid sometimes.
Man, these people have a ton of money, and some of them don't do shit. That one guy tells people he's rich for a living, cause he has no job at all. My old man busts his ass all day doing carpentry, and in a year, he doesn't make a fraction of what these kids make in a day. You know, I don't work the long hours my old man works, and I DAMN sure don't work as hard as him. But somehow, I make more money than him. And these people, believe it or not, do less work than me, and still make more money. I guess that means that the less you sweat, the more money you make. So If I quit my job right now, I'll be a millionaire within a matter of months. Well shit! Why doesn't everyone quit their jobs, and then we can all be rich! What's the point in anybody working ever if all you have to do to make money is not sweat at all !!!Fuckit! I'm calling my boss right now and telling her to piss off, cause I'm gonna go be a millio-what the fuck am I thinking??? God, I must be on crack or something.
And I that is how my brain works when I'm loopy. For about seven solid minutes, I wholeheartedly believed that the key to material wealth was the absence of sweat.
It's not quite as stupid as the time I woke up and thought that I was the first person ever to have the idea of bringing my lunch to work with me so I didn't have to buy it. That one lasted for twenty whole minutes.
I'm really stupid sometimes.
samanthakayne:
hey, don't sweat it, kiddo... i'm the girl who (despite the fact that her step-father actually _is_ a rocket scientist) actually managed to have a revelation about the fact that there's no air in space... 
stiggy56:
I hate waking up and not being able to see well and thinking the time on the digital clock doesn't make sense. Time doesn't make sense. Is it day or night? What the fuck is happening to me! Then suddenly I realize that I'm only an idiot and time only makes sense to the ancient roman's. 